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[MLB @MLB]

From the bleachers to the ballfield and everywhere in between …

Baseball is for everyone. #Pride

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Some classic Chevy Chase lines from Fletch, which is 41 today.
Under the laughs, it’s a tight, well-built detective story: drug trafficking, murder-for-hire, and a film-noir backbone; just brighter, with punchy one-liners.
Might rent it tonight. I’ll charge it to the Underhills.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

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You may see clips of Trump’s self-evident dementia, but the full effect requires stamina. Here is NINE MINUTES of Trump talking about his fountains in a Cabinet meeting.

Try to read it. I dare you.

“D.C. and D.C. is looking beautiful. The fountains are almost all open. We had 28 of them, and we have one in particular, a very long lake, we call it. They're reflecting lake between the Lincoln Monument. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. You take a look at between Lincoln and Washington. You have the longest, like 2,400 feet long. That's longer than the tallest building in the world, if you set it on your side. And it's almost 200 feet wide. And for-- actually, it was built in 1922. And from 1920 to '21, it really never worked. It always leaked. And it was a problem about things. And hundreds of millions was spent. The Biden administration and the Obama administration spent hundreds of millions of dollars trying to get it to work, and they failed. And we'll be spending-- you'll give me a number. But I think it's very low numbers, like in the number that we originally talked about. Where we cleaned it, we fumigated it, that we had 10 major truck dumpsters of garbage taken out. Can you believe it? Friend of mine came in. Very substantial person from Germany. Want to see the Washington Monument. I wanted to see the Lincoln Memorial. He said, I look, but that horrible reflecting pond is disgusting. It's filthy dirty and disgusting. I said, really, I drove down. I said, secret shares was taken dry. And we went down. I said, that's terrible. And for the most part, it didn't work. I mean, they wouldn't even have water in there. But when they did, it was just dirty, filthy water that leaked out. And we got to work on it. And they were supposed to cost almost 400, think of it, 400 million dollars, because it's like putting the skin on a skyscraper. But bigger, much bigger, many skyscrapers, you could almost say, other than for the world. So I think of it, the world's tallest skyscraper is shorter than 2,400 feet. So we went to work. And over the years, I built hundreds of pools. I built them every time I built them. I always like to build the Olympic size swimming pools. And I was very aware of swimming pool, what goes into making a swimming pool. It's not as simple as people think. You never wanted to leak. You want a beautiful surface. I said, you know, I have an idea, Doug. We sat down. I said, let's take that long thing where we're going to fix it with concrete, which leaks, concrete, all sorts of other materials that all leak and don't look good. They're gray. And swimming pool, I have a swimming pool right up the road. I built it 22 years ago. It's perfect. I said, does it ever leak, though? It's good contractors. I actually called it a couple of the contractors, got some ideas from them. And I gave it to Doug and Doug's done an unbelievable job. And so they were going to spend maybe 400 million dollars. I don't know. You never know with cost overruns and everything. But it was going to take years to build three years, four years. And we'll have it done before July 4th substantially, before July 4th. If we didn't have such a bad weather the last four or five days, it could have been almost done. We have to-- you can't do this substance in the rain. And what they did is they cleaned it. They took out, as I said, more than 10 dumpsters of garbage. Shovels, it was disgusting. Well, every corner, every corner, had massive amounts of-- I guess that's the way the tide goes. But at massive amounts of garbage, we then steamed clean it. We then sandblasted it. And then we pebble blasted. That's a bigger version of sand. We made the surface as good as it can be. Now we're now covering it with the most beautiful blue. Very thick, you think of it as a very sophisticated form of rubber. No leaks, no problems. And it's beautiful. It's called American Flag Blue that was the color we chose.”

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Bill Clinton has a random run-in with Loretta Lynch at an airport in 2016 - MASSIVE, WEEKS LONG SCANDAL
JD Vance attends a private dinner with Chief Justice Roberts while the Court considers multiple Trump Admin lawsuits - "social call" ... "friendly pop-by"

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I just, I, I, I just, I can’t even, I just. I.

[Liam Donovan @LPDonovan]

For the uninitiated https://t.co/vXaGmgziSI

[thuskey @thuskey]

Remember when he told us he couldn't release any of his tax returns because all of them were being audited? I wonder if he'll release them now that the story's changed.

[Tyler McBrien @TylerMcBrien]

BLANCHE: "The United States...is hereby FOREVER BARRED and PRECLUDED from prosecuting or pursuing...examinations or similar or related reviews" against Trump "or related or affiliated individuals," including family members or related companies and trusts.

[julian j javier @DrJJJavier]

90 years
old @25JulianJavier celebrating the @Cardinals Fans all
the way from hometown of San Francisco Dominican Republic

[Leland @ItsLeland]

In honor of Bobby Cox, here’s almost 20 minutes of him getting ejected.

Legend.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Pastor Robert Jeffress: "It looks like President Trump has a better understanding of what the Bible teaches than the Pope"

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

They call this dance the "Strait of Hormuz"

[thuskey @thuskey]

Substance aside, why is the Secretary of Defense hanging out in the Oval Office with a bunch of kids on physical fitness day? Doesn't he have a war to run?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

the optics of this Oval Office event are absolutely insane. get a load of this. crazytown.

[thuskey @thuskey]

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

[Mets Prospect Group @bkfan09]

Oscar Taveras JR 2031 Class

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Remember folks, Democrats must possess PhD level knowledge of public policy and have think tank quality campaign platforms while Trump couldn't care less about two programs that <checks notes> make up a quarter of our budget and cover 140 million people & it's crickets.🙄

[Mazyn @MasynZyn]

One is the most overrated player in the MLB. The other is Nathan Church.

[Stirrups Now! @uniformcritic]

Random 80s at bat (Rick Sutcliffe vs Ozzie Smith in 1987)

[National MS Society @mssociety]

Tonight, Fernando Mendoza will join a new team, but first he's honoring his first team — his family.

The Mendoza Family Fund, created by a family who faces MS together, is a tribute to Elsa's strength and supports the National MS Society.

Join them: https://t.co/LysyvFCMKo

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

What a truly evil way to treat people who risked their lives for the United States

[Mitchell & Ness @mitchell_ness]

A Century in the Making.

One hundred years ago, Baseball entered a defining chapter.

The 1926 season marked a turning point for the St. Louis Cardinals, who captured their first title at the 1926 World Series, defeating the New York Yankees in a dramatic seven-game showdown. Led by player-manager Rogers Hornsby, the Cardinals combined discipline, grit, and timely hitting to secure a victory that would launch one of the most enduring legacies in Baseball history.

It was an era before night games and expansion teams. Before television broadcasts and instant replay. A time when the game lived in box scores, train rides, and packed grandstands. Every out mattered. Every rally carried weight. Championships were earned through endurance, execution, and belief.

That 1926 triumph didn’t just deliver a trophy. It established St. Louis as a cornerstone franchise and set the foundation for generations of Cardinals Baseball to follow.

Now, a century later, we honor that moment. Featuring wool uniforms and sweaters, this is a tribute to where it all began. Do You Remember?

Celebrate the 100th anniversary of that iconic season with new Cooperstown Collection releases, at https://t.co/DaXAC7ADFQ.

Major League Baseball trademarks and copyrights are used with permission of Major League Baseball. Visit https://t.co/U5oTvcLecG.

[Trey Ferguson @PastorTrey05]

This one is gonna be hilarious to me until the day they call my time of death