Someone: “stop apologizing so much”
My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me: I’m sorry
you mean to tell me that I could have muted people on Instagram all along while my dumb ass has been trying to stab my eyes out looking at chad shotgunning a beer for the fifth time this week
Trying to gossip with your dad is so hard bc first you have to introduce the characters, then give the plot line, then dish him the dets & THEN you have to repeat it again bc he wasn’t listening the first time.
good morning just a reminder that it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time