Thomas Vasquez

Penn '21

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@CaucasianJay Bitcoin solves this

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Just got $150 worth of Olay products from work. I am a skincare influencer now.

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@CaucasianJay You’re really focused on jerking off today huh?

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@CaucasianJay I knew it

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There is going to be a viral tweet on Tuesday asking when Bobby got out of prison. @Twitter hire me for analytics

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@CaucasianJay Troo

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@EmmsNicholas @UofPenn The 24 day quarantine includes twitter. Pls delete

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@jack free Adam Lyman’s account or you’re a coward

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Why do they keep talking about New York. How about all the Washington Football Team fans that want to se the WFT win.

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Nevermind

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There are officially zero covid-19 cases in 2021

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@EmmsNicholas Thank you Nick! Very cool

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@jono_condon Momkney

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@adamlyman1

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Elon Musk wants to cage fight Johnny Depp. We might finally see the mathletes vs the theatre kids war we’ve been waiting for. Personally rooting for the theatre kids as science and math are made up.

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@jono_condon

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@alisonsimpkins That’s also up for debate

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I feel like picking a fight on Twitter but deciding whether it should be about masks or Godzilla vs. King Kong

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@CaucasianJay Idk Kong maybe instead of fighting they’ll have a thumb war. Kong’s 4 thumbs vs Godzilla’s no thumbs

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@CaucasianJay Theoretically Godzilla should clap his monkey cheeks but they made Kong way bigger