‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫

slight au mcu based ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ post no way home / muse is 21.

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

☆ ˎˊ˗ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐒 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙢𝙞𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧 —-
𝙰 𝙵𝙾͟𝚁͟𝙶͟𝙾͟𝚃͟𝚃͟𝙴𝙽 soul 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐌.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
peter parker penned by keith. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄 ‍ of ‍ the‍ ‍ 𝑝𝑎͟𝑑͟𝑑͟𝑜͟𝑐͟𝑘 .ᐟ @eatdustpunk]

☆ ˎˊ˗

⠀⠀ a formula one oc penned by https://t.co/OcaWbYcUwD⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

i can talk the crap because i can take the hits ( 🙂‍↕️ ) .

[𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @bellusnovem]

you playfully talk smack to me
sometimes . i’m not capable of
kicking your ass though.

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

target : spotted.

hidden in a mclaren team kit he begins to wade through the crowd, soon enough coming closer and starting to 𝑠𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑡 towards his brother. surprise attack !

[𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 . @NEEDFCRSPEED]

little freak ( affectionately ) .
gotta admire his dedication to
stick to the plan and come all
the way here.

don’t let media see you .
matt is walking out, glancing
around to his surroundings
before walking.

have a superhero brother they
said, it’ll be fun they said.

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

maybe i wouldn’t kick his ass if he didn’t talk so much shit. you see, eric, some things are learned by feeling them. this is one of them. don’t talk that crap if you can’t handle the smack.

[𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @bellusnovem]

kicking his ass.
he’s not as strong as you.

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

is standing outside of the mclaren motorhome, waiting for @NEEDFCRSPEED . . . like a predator awaiting it’s prey to exit it’s hideout.

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

thanks. love you.

[𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 . @NEEDFCRSPEED]

huh, okay.

you can wear it.

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

. . . . why did you think this through so much

[𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 . @NEEDFCRSPEED]

i’d get someone to lure you for
me and you wouldn’t know who.

then boom. trapped. sacrificed.
i become an only child again.

win win.

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

none !

. . . team one.

[𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 . @NEEDFCRSPEED]

which one was it?

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

( 🤨 ) isn’t . . . 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 an unfair advantage ?

[𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @bellusnovem]

i see we’re not on the same level
here. ( 🤨 )

isn’t it an unfair advantage?

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

wouldn’t work. i’d know what you were up to.

[𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 . @NEEDFCRSPEED]

i’d lure you with stark tech

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

what ? no . . . that’s evil. i don’t want to get him in trouble. i just want to beat his ass ( 🙂‍↕️ )

[𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @bellusnovem]

no, wait till sunday. make him
late for the anthem.

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

stupid. you’d never catch me.

[𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 . @NEEDFCRSPEED]

and when i get roped in, i’m
offering you as a sacrifice.

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

i’m not lying !!

( . . . taking the cap off. )

[𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 . @NEEDFCRSPEED]

you’re a horrible liar.

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

yeah. clearly. what else can i do ?

[𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @bellusnovem]

are you seriously going all the
way to brazil to fight him ?

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

groaning - time for work.

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

i’m very sure.

[𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 . @NEEDFCRSPEED]

look, i’m not dumb enough to
join one but i’d be curious
enough to be roped in. don’t
be so sure.

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

i’ll be gone for the weekend, don’t wait up for me 🫡

[𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @bellusnovem]

my cousins are threatening to
sell each other. welcome back
average parker brothers moments.

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

i’m not wearing it !

[𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 . @NEEDFCRSPEED]

( he knows. just as peter has
spidey sense ? call matt’s a big
brother sense. )

put it back.

[𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @bellusnovem]

https://t.co/zC68TMrRrS

[‍ ‍ ˎˊ˗‍ ‍ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 ‍ 𝐩𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐤͟𝐞͟𝐫 @thwippingaround]

not true, you’d be too scared to ever talk to anyone from a cult let alone strike a deal.

[𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 . @NEEDFCRSPEED]

i’d trade you to a cult
for candy corn.