My antlers are like handlebars, you know what that means....
You can pretend I'm a motorcycle while I give you piggyback rides
broom broom, or whatever you're supposed to say
@catboyish "I--"
Luna's words hit Fir like a truck, or rather, a cannonball. As the water splashed around them, the elf's grip on him tightened, their face resting on his chest in a last ditch effort to hide how flustered they'd gotten.
"I, um... So are you~"
@catboyish Nod nod
"That would probably be best, yes. um..."
They left the water rather clumsily before wrapping their arms around his neck.
"Okay, now don't drop me... please"
Fir wrapped one leg around his waist, then the other, blushing wildly at their newfound proximity to him
@catboyish "Hm.. well, if we jumped in at the same time, but separately, that would just make two normal splashes, right? So one of us would have to carry the other and jump in that way, for one HUGE splash, right?"
@catboyish "Oh yeah? That's NOTHING compared to what we'd make if...."
Their face flushed red, trying their best to hide behind a mask of normalcy
"If we jumped together?"