Ash

Trying to be funny

[Ash @thy_sculpture]

Shubman Gill is like the guy, who gets in relationship with principal's daughter and starts performing well in tests. #AUSvsIND

[Ash @thy_sculpture]

I don't what is really going with my life. I wanted to watch p*rn and landed on this website which resembles the Twitter. And, to my surprise, I have a registered account in this websites.

[Ash @thy_sculpture]

Me making new year resolutions on 31st Dec.

[Ash @thy_sculpture]

@DaredevilxSRK I'll Try

[Ash @thy_sculpture]

@DaredevilxSRK King ko visa ki zaroorat nahi

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@NalinisKitchen LGBhutteQIA+

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Me : Ye Modi ji aur Meloni ko mila ke kya bol rahe hai aaj kal.

She : Melodi

Me : Han woh toh tu hai.

[Ash @thy_sculpture]

Animal movie plot explained in 5 sec. #AnimalTheMovie

[Lagbhag Delhi ka maalik 2.0 @delhi_hum]

आल टाइम फेवरेट

[Ash @thy_sculpture]

@djaywalebabu Ye scarecrow india ke Tote uda diya.

[Ash @thy_sculpture]

Election Haarne pe election commission ko peet dega ye.

[Certified Kameena @shubhansh1504]

Nihaal - Bhai Kahin naukari lagi??

Me - Jobless hun Nihaal :(

Nihaal - Satshriakaal.

[Ash @thy_sculpture]

@subhra_maharana ପନ୍ ଖି

[Ash @thy_sculpture]

Ek tha jo wicket ke peeche....

Me :

[Ash @thy_sculpture]

@theengineerbroo Me carrying the cricket fan in me to the next world cup.

[DJAY @djaywalebabu]

Jise dekho 2003 ka badla kah raha hai. #INDvAUS

[Bishal Mohanty @UnfunnyAttorney]

#INDvsAUS #CWC23Final
Bapa: Tv band karide. Aau kainki dekhuchu?

Me:

[Ash @thy_sculpture]

Someone : How do you deal with heart break?

Me : I wait for next four Years.

#worldcup #INDvAUS

[Khushamtweet! @XitijNanavaty]

Rohit to Pat Cummins at the toss :

“ Chit me jita , PAT tu haara …!!”

[Ash @thy_sculpture]

Prabhu ji kripa karna. #INDvAUS