Jordan Mckee

punch ma toes and cry me your second favourite financial account!

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@HMRCcustomers Hi! I'm living abroad and for some reason can't phone UK numbers. Is there any way I can get someone from customer service to phone me please? It's regarding a p85 form.

Thanks.

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@RequestABet could you give me odds on the following bet:

Mateusz Kieliszkowski, Brian shaw, Martins Licis and Tom Stoltman all to place in the top 4 (no specific order) of World's Strongest man 2020.

Thanks.

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@RoyalMailHelp can I please have a phone number to speak to someone? Growing tired of being fobbed off or ignored on social media.

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@RoyalMailHelp @RoyalMailHelp

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@RoyalMailHelp I've got two packages which have been stuck at Langley HWDC for weeks. Could you help? 🙏

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@RoyalMailHelp The first has been there from the 18th and the second from the 28th. Unsurprisingly, I'm not really convinced that the second will arrive soon. Can you check the reference numbers please?

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@RoyalMailHelp I've been told that I should make a claim for my package which has been at Langley since the 18th, but my other package (there since the 28th) 'should arrive soon.' I'm not convinced. Can you investigate further if I provide reference numbers?

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@TheAsset180 I've logged into Twitter for the first time in five years just to let you know how much of a fucking weapon you are.

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@GaryAnderson180 Needing a bit of help starting a school darts club in Hawick - was looking for spare flights/ darts/ stems/ boards if poss?

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@fordey180 I've started a school darts club in the Scottish borders but have very little funds. Do you think Gary could help? :)

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

aw the god patters a bit far-fetched for me, but in the spirit of it i thought i'd treat myself to a stern dose of easter-themed self-abuse.

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@rachelamhowie i feel upset that twitter takes time out of his undoubtedly busy schedule to prompt people to say hi to me, hi but.

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

this harlem shake patters is really beginning to rip ma knittin!

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@Fionawatson92 you'll be in a serious clip tomorrow morning presumably, i'll be pleasantly surprised if you remains in employment, gid luck!

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@Fionawatson92 incorrect, working at 6 so am ur...owwww :( whats your plans?

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@BigBoldYin peglor can suck my fat dangler, my gaming skills are far superior!

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

reunited with my gameboy...they may once again cry me tetroid from the rooftops!

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@conormccall @JWhent6 'its raining and..and..am steamin..victor you're ma pal'

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

@RachelLGoldie arguably... however, smelling tidy burds' undergarments beats getting soakin over havin a selection of printers #knownfact

[Jordan Mckee @thycrymetetroid]

when was the last time you seen Fritzl on the telly but? not even a sly big brother appearance! #Fritzlonice #nolongevityinbeingacelebrity