I checked your location and saw the United States… I’m relieved. 😭
Down here in +234, you need to own a house and a car just to date a cake and parfait vendor.
And you must be earning at least ₦5 million a month to settle down with a nail and lash tech.
I enter court with three of my clients naso my lord ask say
“Counsel, who are those men”
One of my clients shout
“We are Norsemen”
My lord ask say
“Are they dangerous”
This guy still reply say
“It depends on how you approach and the cartel you approach”
I still dey where i dey beg my lord lydis😩😩😩
I no understand why this opposing counsel wear yellow tie and yellow socks come court o. Hope no be watin i dey think
Abeg o, na daily bread i dey find o
@Owiggy_ Atp I don't even blame these girls anymore, nowadays as a guy there's nothing like loving blindly. 90% of the girls just sees guys as a mumu, so be calculative with expressing your love.
I boarded a bus and noticed the man beside me kept looking at me. I started feeling uncomfortable.
A few minutes later, he quietly said, “Check your back pocket.”
My wallet was halfway out. He wasn’t watching me. He was watching the person trying to steal from me.