perry da platypus

a god.

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

pinned 📍

[👍 @CLINT419]

when it’s your turn don’t take it for granted.

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

ok, let’s open that alvarez conversation, he can’t be worse than this

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

omo big gyok, feet still too heavy. needs to take a touch

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

omo big gyok, feet still too heavy. needs to take a touch

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

kepa man, he doesn’t even try

[Rexzzy @AFC_Rexzzy]

The fact that no current Prem player is making it here is crazy 😭

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

spoke it into existence

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

the cm we need is in newcastle and it’s not tonali

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

scary fucking hoursss!

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A force of nature.

Guimaraes is a Gunner ✍️

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

Netflix luego de ayudarme a deletrear una película que no tienen

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

I want a Soprano's spin-off that's just Paulie going through day to day life. No crime, just give me 60 minutes of him trying to figure out the soda machine at Five Guys or trying to use ApplePay.

[munii @m1nuyln2]

ROC NATION YOU WILL CRUMBLE

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

L game

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

we’re being cooked

[(C) Yagstradamus @Worrido_SK]

Most expensive 28 year old list go soon drop .. cos Olote poju

[Josh “Cougar Clap” Woods @thebigwoods69]

Drinking nonalcoholic beer is like fucking doggy style without putting a thumb in

[J. Dior 🇭🇹 @TherealJDiorr]

The rear camera shaking ass trend >>>

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

@metrospiderr stop lying

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

+ a decent defender and I’m cooking again this season

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Arsenal nearing total agreement with Newcastle United to sign Bruno Guimaraes. Desire among all parties to bring situation to close + deal now on course for completion - 28yo awaiting #NUFC permission to undergo medical & seal #AFC switch @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/FA65Uh0Nfr

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

@sarah_mordi hear me out, drizzle some honey on it

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

@afrokayie exactly, we’re barely hitting 8-10k

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

man’s here telling us to do 20-30k steps daily, who’s got that time?

[perry da platypus @thyjimm]

@aubreyojoshu I agree, I’m just wondering how people can spare 3-4hrs daily to walk