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Your realtor easily lured you into her pump trap, easily teasing you into closed 40% over asking as she edged you into a braindead simp in the luxurious fourth bedroom~
βShhhhhh, thatβs it sweetie, nice and safe with the pretty young realtor~β
You dumbly popped~ π¦
βGood boy~β