thylan

i’m here for the retired viners

[thylan @thylanle]

@officialleliza3 gives you scars that will actually heal this time🤗🤗

[thylan @thylanle]

Currently tutoring kenzie in math right now, all these old concepts but every time i come back to it i’m like man, derivatives are sexy.

[thylan @thylanle]

i hold the mop and you wash the floor

[lucas @boysru1e]

This poor actor is getting NO recognition for his KILLER audition as “Janitor no. 1” in the upcoming movie “The Shining 2”. How much love y’all think you can send him??

[ˢᶜᵒᵗᵗ @soggy_samsung]

Actually guys 2018 didn’t hurt because I dispersed my energy

[thylan @thylanle]

@thiannejle oh i didnt know my own sister makes asmr videos. send a link.

[thylan @thylanle]

how many bars of soap has humanity wasted on asmr videos

[thylan @thylanle]

@erintipp

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Happy Anniversary, @MichelleObama. For 26 years, you’ve been an extraordinary partner, someone who can always make me laugh, and my favorite person to see the world with.

[thylan @thylanle]

if your favorite artist can sing about his love for pasta and watermelons then he’s a keeper @tomrosenthal

[thylan @thylanle]

@_natalieray fuck off @keknippers

[Camp Flog Gnaw @CampFlogGnaw]

Camp Flog Gnaw 2018 is now sold out! Thank you all and see you at the Carnival!

[ˢᶜᵒᵗᵗ @soggy_samsung]

probably around like 27 retweets and Jesus said he’d take me to prom

[thylan @thylanle]

@h22hurley @slozalez i responded with an awkward laugh and a delayed chuckle

[thylan @thylanle]

my history teacher just found out i was vietnamese and immediately asked me the city my family was from.. I think he knows i’m a communist now

[eliza @goesteliza]

I’ve never seen something so ME https://t.co/vruIpLdW2q

[thylan @thylanle]

even though big bang theory has been around since 2007 i feels like they started filming in the 90’s

[thylan @thylanle]

@luispalos22 i’ll buy your movie ticket if you buy my plane ticket