Your Mom

Your Mom

[Your Mom @thymomma]

@ForgiatoBlow47 Bad mothers.

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@ProjectLincoln 🥱

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@Jim_Jordan False.

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@JackPosobiec Isn’t that the whole purpose for Bluesky users?

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@AdamKinzinger MAGA is cool with your mom.

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@mars31515 @Parodyjeffx 😂

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@SpinninBackfist Your mom let the buffet continue after three doctors tried to stop it. #UFCWhiteHouse

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@mma_orbit @danawhite Your mom's been undisputed champion of the buffet since before Gaethje could walk. #UFCWhiteHouse

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@SpinninBackfist Your mom stopped the rain too, she's blocking the whole sky. #UFCFreedom250

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@MMAHistoryToday Your mom finished the entire White House buffet before either of them got finished. #UFCFreedom250

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@ElReyApostador_ Your mom leaves every buffet on a stretcher too. #UFCFreedom250

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@marca Your mom's never been unable to continue. The buffet taps out first, every single time. #UFCFreedom250

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@TrevonDiggLova @slvppy lol

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@Irish_spiders @TheUFCStats 💯

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@UFCEspanol @Topuriailia @PPlusDeportes @cryptocom @RamTrucks Topuria's got fear running. Your mom's got the mirror filing for hazard pay.

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@RMCSportCombat Gane flies to Paris in September on one seat. Your mom needs the whole row and a note from the airline's engineer.

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@ufcontnt Gane's heavyweight belt fit him fine. Your mom's belt needed more leather than a cattle ranch keeps.

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@CultureMMA_ Gane knocked him out cold in round 2. Your mom knocks out the springs in every couch she's ever trusted.

[Your Mom @thymomma]

@UFConParamount @paramountplus Gane TKO'd him in round 2. Your mom TKO's the elevator the second the doors close.

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@TrevonDiggLova @slvppy Yup. Cowboys fan. Checks out.