bullshit beast

I CAN SEE YOU BETTER IN THE DARK
ΘΔ

[bullshit beast @thyrll]

NOT GONE UNTIL I'M FORGOTTEN
NOT DEAD UNTIL MY LAST WORD'S SPOKEN
REMEMBER ME BY MY LAST EXPRESSION
REMEMBER ME BY YOUR PROMISES BROKEN

[bullshit beast @thyrll]

@sforzzzz if they need kidneys from a goat im set for life

[bullshit beast @thyrll]

how the fuck do people get office jobs

[bullshit beast @thyrll]

@sforzzzz roger that. used kidney market still going strong?

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

We can talk about the failures of “Woke 1” and how ridiculous and performative everyone was but I will always keep in mind how eager every public institution, business, and politician was to try to kneel to social upheaval when they thought our boot was on their throat

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

people really dont like when you are always sad and something is Always happening to you

[bullshit beast @thyrll]

@sforzzzz they dont land for me because he could never pull her

[🦴🐾melodyx_o⚢🔫🐕 @shonenknives]

if u replace “Woke 1” wit “Black Lives Matter” in a lot of these tweets it makes da underlying motivations a lot mo blindingly clear without rlly changing da meaning @ all

[Professor Prostate @orificelover]

I pressed my asscheeks against the wall next to my bed and farted so damn loud my neighbors called the police

[𝖂𝔲𝖑𝔣𝖘𝔱𝖆𝔫 ☧ 🇦🇲🇰🇿🍵 @ChudNarodnik]

It’s For You dawg

[bullshit beast @thyrll]

@reachforgemap these guys would fuck a pig if it was on roman columns

[dudugs @ratvisionist]

"lend me some sugar, i am your neighbour" is a verse you couldn't write in modern atomized neoliberal society

[bullshit beast @thyrll]

when i worked cashier id never say this to someone who "looked doordashy" but i really liked using it on old white dudes starin at their phones. put that thing away and look me in the eyes you old pig. when you are here you belong to me

[MentisWave 🐍🚁 @MentisWave]

New microaggression just dropped:

[bullshit beast @thyrll]

shes in the replies sayin transgender women are pedophiles but as a compliment bc shes also a pedophile

[sperger @assburgerstim]

on the influx of transgender programmers

[bullshit beast @thyrll]

why did you stop believing

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

I thought pesto was like the healthiest thing a guy could possibly eat up until I was like 24

[Law Talking Guy, Esq. @M1guelS4nchez]

Part of what made the original movies work that somehow got distilled to basically unpalatable levels in the prequels is that George Lucas is high key insane

[🪬🟣🧠 @slurplebrained]

The datura trip report

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

Transcend Desire.

[A.S.P. @Drone_Jouster]

GREEN SAHARA:

Although the next wet period for the Sahara was still a few 1000 years away by solar orbit cycle, human terraforming efforts accelerated the timeline as the Earth continued to green...

New pyramids rise along the gmGreater Nile, whilst drones fish over megalakes

[️️k @krspwn]

my hb with a fine ass sister telling me he got gender dysphoria