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Opinions are not my own 🍄☘️

[HAYYZEDD 💙✝️ @Oladimeji1001]

"you can come in...bingo doesn't bite"
meanwhile bingo:

[Karabo Pain🇿🇦 @Karabo_Mahlok]

My girlfriend just sent me 3k unprovoked I know next week she’s gonna need 20k 😭😭😭😭

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

To be financially stable you need disappoint women regularly

[janice jones @howstickyitget]

When Drake goes at somebody it’s by himself but when it’s time to go against him it’s suddenly a group project that’s some weak shit.

[Umsunu ka Ramaphosa 🤞🏾 @IamZweliMhayise]

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[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

The moment a woman brings up a "favor" you gotta bring up sex, so y'all both uncomfortable now

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

get a haircut every 2 weeks to stay sharp, wait 5 secs before answering the phone to control the rhythm, always arrive 15 mins early, stay away from free lunches, never talk about people who aren't in the room and when anger rises, wait 10 mins before reacting. these habits may look rigid but they're the hidden discipline of the elite.

[Vehicle Trackers @VehicleTracker8]

Cape Town Update

Watch what happened after a foreign national closed his spaza shop.

Community members reportedly encouraged him to reopen, assuring him that they would help protect his business.

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Niggas. Was. In. Paris.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

opening up to a girl is like going into the future and killing yourself

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Due to unforeseen events in the past, i am not scared to lose anyone.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Maturing as a man is realizing that going back and forth with a woman is pointless.

[miia @miiagarro]

i have ghosted half my bloodline.. believe me when i say idgaf

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Twitter not being contact-synced is one of the best features.

[remx @biigrem]

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. That’s where the process breaks down.

[reni @renitaherlan]

I'm laughing so hard I'm about to die... My brother said he bought a super powerful fan, but he didn't say it was that powerful 😳 I'm going crazy laughing 🤣

[Brisco @BornfaceBandaa]

El Gringo Youth Leader achipedzana aura ne mukadziwake

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

The “boss of ADHD” has been spotted in China — a guy is simultaneously watching TikTok, chatting in a messenger, and playing a game.

This is what a foldable smartphone is for.