tia ayers

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@HannahGansen Oh, I graduated to cloth handkerchief a few years ago and I’ll never go back.

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@heyyitsjared For a second, I thought crystal was reaching for Kathy’s phone in that last shot.

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@Brotherwags According to my YouTube feed, yes. You watch ONE video on MIT’s prediction of society collapsing and it’s over. If only my algorithm would go back to old episodes of the Saturday morning cartoon “Rubik’s Cube”.

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You can buy the perfect foundation from Instagram but it still requires that you apply it to your face. And that’s a task I’m not willing to complete.

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Future Clickbait: Find out the wordle for the day you were born and what it says about you!

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@scantilyglad @kibblesmith “You’re never gonna make it,” is a big one in my house as well

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@kibblesmith Another one I quote all the time: Romy and Michelle when Mira sorvino finds out the guy hitting on her is suit salesman, she responds, “excuse me I have to go. I cut my foot earlier and now my shoe is filling up with blood,” and then drag-limps away.

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@WasOptimist @kibblesmith I’m not arguing that with you!!

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@idea_mountain @kibblesmith Get the job, do the job! AND: “LA. It’s a great town. It stinks! But it’s a great town.”

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@kibblesmith From walk hard, when Matt price as a 1950s emcee proudly says, “I know I know” after getting a laugh off of calling the audience “ladies and germs.”

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My co-worker got a flat tire on her bike and sent me a photo of her whereabouts: a high rise building in DTLA. So naturally I assumed it was the bike hospital.

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Just contemplated airdropping a list onto this piece of paper.

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A co-worker just requested that everyone display their title next to their name on slack so now I’m Tia Ayers Sleeping Angel. Does that clear up the hierarchy for you?

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I lie in bed awake every night wondering if the aunt who owned the truck that helped Jen Shah flee the authorities is the same aunt that caused Jen to “smell like hospital.” #RHOSLC

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#rhobh This season went to 11.

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@JCcoccoli Culinary artist

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More like “Only Executive Producers in the Building”.

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@Brotherwags I worked on the last three seasons and fried my brain. AMA! 😉

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@evafay Even The Rich is fun. A Way with Words, Word Matters, The Savvy Psychologist...
I’m always looking for non-comedy, non-murder podcasts so I’m bookmarking this thread!

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@DanEngler @evafay @thisisloveshow @CriminalShow Love both of these podcasts.