Tia Cummins

[Tia Cummins @tiacummins]

I'll never understand people who bash and discourage others for trying to be a healthier version of themselves

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Brother, former boy scout, tried braiding my hair and then said "how do I tie it off?"
As if it's a rope...

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When my cousin got his first tat I was playing Jimi Hendrix in the basement

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If you're moving and can't bring your dog's then move somewhere else.
Dogs are not items, they're family

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Been out of school for 2 weeks and I already feel like I've missed 6 discussions, 3 papers, 2 careplans, and a syllabus acknowledgement

[Tia Cummins @tiacummins]

Me: did you ever watch the Simpsons?
Ashley: is that the show with the yellow people?

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Interviewer: what's something that demonstrates your hard work and dedication
Me: *hands them a before and after picture of my ass*

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#thickthighssavesphones

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@bailieeeeeee Get a tat or piercing or both of feeling extra extra

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When your ex calls you

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G.O.M.D

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You're welcome

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Nothings cuter than a cute old stroke patient laughing at their own joke that you can't understand because they had a stroke

[Tia Cummins @tiacummins]

I go to parties sometimes till 4
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door

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Old man: so you have 4 kids
Me: no just a bunch of dogs
Old man: I think you need a lap dog and im a lap dog
Me: Im a big dog type of girl

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Az summer: when you must be conscientious about outfits because booty sweat

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@daburrmann Oh my god! That's horrible! At least he's advancing his education

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@daburrmann Swamp men

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@daburrmann The cast was so redneck they had to put subtitles...