rolo

[AI, QUE PARVO! @aiqueparvo]

If you're at 43, you're only in season 1 of Inspector Max

You're not late, your life is just beginning

[rolo @tiagoron]

@dudz_zZzZ Não vejo utilidade nenhuma nesta merda a não ser incriminar pessoas ou blackmail

[pedro @pedropimlico]

Oops — tens razão! "Memorial do Convento" 𝗻ã𝗼 foi escrito pelo Eça de Queirós. Para recuperar dum 5,4 não vai ser fácil mas eis como podes fazer:

[nick ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

i do not "style" my hair. i let it air-dry and if it looks like shit i kill myself

[sofie ☭ @darlingube]

you can go vegan, boycott AI, fast fashion, and plastic and only take the bus for the rest of your life and the US military will undo it all in like 30 minutes because they want Venezuela's oil

[Comunidade Cultura e Arte @comculturaearte]

Fernando Mendes completa hoje 22 anos de apresentação do programa "O Preço Certo" da RTP1

[MAX @616WAYNE]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

JUST LET PEOPLE LIE DOWN AND STACK US BUNKBED STYLE YOURE TILTING THE WRONG DIRECTION

[HBO Max @hbomax]

The Emmys have a new Queenpin. #CristinMilioti #ThePenguin #Emmys

[Fredda @PunishedFredda]

Absolutely insane response to someone telling you how international law works, every content creator like this is severely mentally unwell.

[miss kiss @richn0duh]

if chris brown’s music saved ur life i feel like u should’ve succumbed to ur circumstances

[virgo's groove 🍉 @kimjisoothought]

adoro como quase todo o mundo, dos EUA à Rússia à Índia a agora Portugal, tem a sua política dominada por discursos cronicamente online/4chan

e depois temos a China a publicar “vejam este panda! 😊” ou “a colheita de arroz subiu 1.3% este mês. Viva a Grande Colheita do Povo!”

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love.

We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.

Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis

[francisco @notfrvnk]

eu depois de encontrar um garfo na gaveta dos talheres

[Alamin👻 @m0hd_alamin]

Just found out it dont matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work