Han Tianru

Seasoning City’s Greatest Mailman!!

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@REIGEN_OK [He’s… getting the shirt. Kind of. .]

BAHAHAHA!

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@REIGEN_OK Spitters are quitters!

[Turning that shit on again full force]

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@REIGEN_OK [Stopping for a second to wipe his forehead.]

Ya good?

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@REIGEN_OK Probably bald!

[He leaves no time for comment, immediately turning the power washer on and drenching Reigen in water.]

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@REIGEN_OK [Blinking.]

Oh, right. Trans, yeah. They sew ‘em back on when you actually have shit to cut off.

[Turning on the power washer that is sort of magically there. Don’t worry about it.]

Ehh… 20 feet or so? Forgot what that is in meters.

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@REIGEN_OK It’s not all that bad! I only lost one nipple. Fell right off and went down the shower drain in ‘82…

[He takes a moment to mourn, and then snaps right back into his previous attitude.]

You’ll get nail holes in it like that.

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@REIGEN_OK It only hurts close up! Lost a toenail that way 😳🦶

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@REIGEN_OK Eh, just put it on and blast it. Should be fine 👍

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@REIGEN_OK That’ll just send it flyin’! 👕💨

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

ME Moji!! 

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@SuzukiTCO They’re doing what to the album? 😨💦🎶

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@YuzukiShizuka_ Aww 😄😄

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@Hatorinoniko @shigeomobyama @peppersnsuch @SpiritsNSuccess @serizawhat @SuzukiTCO @PsychicLevel131 @gabagoolflaps @MadogenMagitaka @roshuutodozen You’ve got the wrong guy! 😅

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@mihara84 Yep!

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@SaoirseKam you’re not a mother..//

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

[Mother’s Day. He’s on the prowl.]

[Han Tianru @tianrumail]

@SaoirseKam i mean on the prowl//

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

ate half of my sandwich probably going to save the other half for later