Jordan Tibbits

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[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

I proudly announce my candidacy for the 2036 Election! Get ready world #Inauguration

[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

There is a rabbit asleep in the backyard. You can say it’s been a good week.

[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

Spring is around the corner. Wanna know how I know? They changed the urinal cakes at the office. It’s smells quite zesty in there this week.

[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

I’ve noticed I’m not getting as many likes lately. I’ll attribute that to the season of Lent.

[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

Let me join the controversy. I was using the gas stove/oven today to toast my bread. I didn’t realize the broiler was an open flame. Pretty cool

[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

@Lane_Kiffin @Vol_Football Boeing N6534M that’s one hectic of a ride. Would recommend

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They painted the fire hydrant up the street. I’ll be sleeping well tonight

[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

I want to be friends with @jjjames30

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New moon on Saturday if anyone wants to hang

[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

My mom has been trying to set me up on dates. I told her if she ain’t a villain, no point in chillin

[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

The Way Back should’ve been a better movie! Lots of opportunity for a great redemption story

[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

@LucasFoxNews When did taking work home become news worthy?

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@Vol_Hoops I admire the vols for taking the lost today to not take away from Chris’s big day

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@RegalMovies Is Man named Otto a sequel to the Man named Ove?

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@bradynutt_ Looks half priced

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@matiasbnogales @mollyfprince Tennessee?

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@zachlanebryan can we get this live album on vinyl?

[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

My boss wants me to set goals for 2023.

Goals:
1. Reply to company wide email
2. Only reply to emails via gif

[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

I feel like an adult using an umbrella! It shows people I understand the weather and how to respond to it.

[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

My favorite first date spot is the mall food court. I tell my girl, she can have whatever she like.

[Jordan Tibbits @tibbits_jordan]

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