cesare augusto

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

It’s appears you bought the best companies in the U.S. at the wrong prices, Mr. Bond

[Mads @europemaxxed]

me after reading a text from work asking me why i didn't come to the office today

[cesare augusto @tiberioimp]

Spot on

[signüll @signulll]

ppl now tend to plan so so much esp in nyc but i find that the best parts of life are usually truly emergent.

walks that become drinks.

drinks that become dinner.

dinner that becomes 2 a.m. somewhere you didn’t even expect.

nyc has endless possibility, but somehow everyone has converted it into logistics. a city built for serendipity but kinda ruined by calendar invites.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

being the only one who is unemployed in the friend group is hard work

[cesare augusto @tiberioimp]

The path to be followed.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Americans:

“the birth of my first child is scheduled at 12 2 PM tomorrow, but I am available starting from 2:10 PM”

Europeans:

"The sun is expected to be brighter than usual, and it’s the second week of June. How about after August instead?”

[cesare augusto @tiberioimp]

very soon.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Europeans logging into work over the summer just to say they are out of office for the next 3 months

[Verel @problemetik]

"are you busy?"

Me: "no"

*incoming video call*

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If only we’d trained Grok on just these 2 books, we’d be done already!

[Every The Sopranos Shot & Quote In Order @FrameInOrder]

S02E10 - 345 of 684

[cesare augusto @tiberioimp]

@matteorenzi Stai zitto mercante da 4 soldi

[cesare augusto @tiberioimp]

@matteorenzi ma stai zitto e pensa a quelle quattro lire che guadagni all'estero, vile mercante

[cesare augusto @tiberioimp]

@monacelt Si, mentecatto

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

When that summer breeze on a random day in march hits you and you know that better days are ahead.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

This is my ideology (Europeans living in peace under warm yellow lighting)

[cesare augusto @tiberioimp]

@G_Giolitti

[cesare augusto @tiberioimp]

mood.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Wake up, espresso, beach, €4 gyro, siesta, beach again, shower, 9pm dinner reservation, repeat

[me irl @me_when_irl]

Show him a banger when he opens the app and then make it disappear

[cesare augusto @tiberioimp]

@signulll @tjader Name?

[cesare augusto @tiberioimp]

@queequeg1901 Serie pessima, trama sviluppata male. Mai capita l'esaltazione collettiva.

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Europeans seeing the dollar is down 15% to the Euro in 12 months. Meaning Eurozone GDP, denominated in dollars, massively outgrew the US.