Krish Tibrewala

low attention span • high tolerance

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Not Indians posting "siblings day" pics then going on to kill their bro for property

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Just learnt that a Dyson is not a contraceptive

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Fine dining be picking the most disgusting organ of every animal and call it a “delicacy”

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

If you think your life sucks just know there is a restaurant valet boy finding parking in Bandra

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Anna de Armas ❌
Anne de Amras ✅🥭

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

That person in your life who’s always telling you to quit smoking pot is usually one of the main reasons you smoke pot

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Haven’t heard from quiet luxury since Rocky and Rani released

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Dudes who got red cards during inter-school football matches are in jail now

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Kendall Roy is just Jeremy Strong reading lines

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Dont tell me you love gelato then just get chocolate 🤢

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Maybe I'll grow a beard if I start bottling up my emotions??

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Just realized that I'm old enough for certain genres of music to give me headaches

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Spent the afternoon today correcting chat GPT’s grammar..

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

You know ya girl fine when the uber wala checks her out after dropping her

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Bitches drink faloodey ka sabza and think they're the epitome of wellness

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Job security ho to aisi 🥰

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An Ola driver just stopped the car on the side 2 mins into exiting the airport because he ‘met some friends’ who were sitting in a bus parked on the street.

Turned to me and said ‘2 mins’
I go ‘what?’
He says ‘bhai mila’
Proceeds to SMOKE A JOINT and get back

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Everyone should visit a Subway in a South East Asian country so they can do the Uncle Roger voice while ordering

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

Learning how to drive pretty late in life. So far I've already been in two accidents. On the bright side, I only recently kickstarted a young boy's career as a Paralympic gold medalist

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

@KipBongun I'm really hoping you're a school kid, no self respecting adult has this much time 😭😂😭😂

[Krish Tibrewala @tibrewala_krish]

@KipBongun Lmao as if an Asian girl would even give you a response, let alone a second look. I may live in a different continent but it only takes looking at your bio to know that you're a socially invisible geek who's probably been bullied beyond belief as a kid. Fkn shut-in loser.