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i have no idea what the hell i'm doing

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i know my dog knows the F word because i just threw away expired food and he literally said what the f%*k man?? anyway he told me not to tweet about it but f%*k that

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yea me n ants got that in common

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if she glow up LIKE THIS u were the problem👏🏼👏🏼

[KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner @Kwajotweneboa]

A D E L E ?!?

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i’ll never achieve miley-cyrus-wearing-a-hannah-montana-tee “cool”.

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attorneys are obsessed w editing their own shit their drafts literally go thru a whole cycle like

v1: Hi, how are you?
v2: Hello, how are you?
v3: Hello, how do you do?
v4: Hello, how does one do on this finest of evenings?
v5: Hi, how are you?
Final: sup

[ʀᴜɪ @theruisousa]

why is no one talking about jeremy pope #MetGala

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@stoolpresidente The girl who got us the video

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ads be like “buy my product” and i be like “no.?. idek ur product” “but what is ur product?” and then i buy their product

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@DlGNAN @TwentyOneCount see u in 29 days

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@stoolpresidente i simply cannot hear you over the hat

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idk man if u send me out of a plane tryna sew a parachute together before I go splat I think Imma go splat before I can find investors for my new successful business idea idk tho

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Dolly 2024

[jr 🇲🇽 @jayjuniorrrr]

This is the American History that should be taught in schools!!

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@gabyd1233 this is my new favorite thread pls keep us updated lmfaoooooo

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mewowww…meowww…me: wow…or is ur ADHD dormant

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Me: wow he thinks I’m cute

Trader Joe’s cashier: damn this bitch eats a lot of cheese

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me: *sad*

me: *gets wine drunk at my cousins house*

me: *all better now:)

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you think the inventors of Jeep just drove around for the first few months waving at each other to get this thing going

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Jimmy & @blakeshelton try to read each other's lips in The Whisper Challenge! 🎧🤫 #FallonFlashback

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me playing hide and seek and watching my cousins look for me lol

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

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