Michael Tucker

I like being outside and can sleep literally anywhere. Birder sp. I miss 100% of the puns you don’t make. Ask me about a challenge you’re facing…or don’t.

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your frenemies in the middle. Keep your franemones underwater though, so they don't die.

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

@TheBirdist I nearly saw-whet myself when that bird buzzed my head!

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

Jul 2023: Ugh, my kids have finally discovered Minecraft. I will remove them as they were.

Aug 2023: “Children, I believe this to be the defining issue of your sweet lives. What can I do to help?”

https://t.co/YtE3mTWpBW

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

@blprnt Inclined to agree as I look at my outdoor Adirondack chairs, every one chaotically covered exclusively in Rascal Flycatcher beshitment.

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

@LaLaLauren Restin’ up for the club where it’s gonna get hott after it cools down after it’s been so hot

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

Finally, set your response to “Warmest regards,” or for an extra crispy email, send directly with “Lukewarm regards,” and cc: your supervisor.

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

“But her sea swells!” rage those critical of Hilary.

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

Maine life bird #300, an outStANDERLING day!

Shared with the birdy likes of @dhitchcox @TheBirdist @pterodromas @julia_gulka

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

Wow, I can hardly contain myself [user]! Tell me more about topic!

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

All birds on my needs list must be protected at all all costs. For science and glory.

[Erik Schneider @erikmschneider]

The #TwitterLogo isn't the only bird being attacked this week and threatened with eXtinction...

The U.S. House will be voting on a bill to try to *permanently* remove ESA protections for the imperiled Lesser Prairie-Chicken. Tell your Rep to vote no!

https://t.co/tvDtxoXcTi

[The Birdist @TheBirdist]

what now

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

And on my birthday, AND in the company of my brother and a Mr @jtover (ABA co-founder and my father) with some @dhitchcox as icing on the pie. Perfect!

[The Birdist @TheBirdist]

Congratulations to our beloved friend Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker on his 500th ABA bird, a Sora!

Here he is eating seed off a tray on the finch livestream.

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

@skwinnicki Yes. It works both ways for me because I have to pay attention to the world and notice some of those opportunities. It can feel shockingly silly, even, how basic some of these interactions can be.

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

@skwinnicki Making those little differences can feel intoxicating, I’ve found.

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

@wloring You can shout at me if you like. I can handle it.

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

Having lived through numerous app deaths like Rdio and Apollo, this Twitter thing feels the most tragic. Fuck you, Elon. How utterly pointless.

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

@wloring How about you??

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

@mtucksss I was starting to worry you’d all left me

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

@wloring Blue Sky or possibly nowhere. What I love about twitter is that we can be Venn diagram people here and not one-dimensional. I can be a father, birder, UX guy, etc. Mastodon has always seemed way too siloed, but I don’t really get it.

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

Hot take, maybe: Fireworks are dumb and stupid.

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

@WILDERADO Ah, just kidding they don’t know how to make it work. Highs and lows. I’ll go buy some merch, I guess. Fantastic show!!!

[Michael Tucker @tichaelmucker]

@WILDERADO Foot sizes are very personal, but a promise is a promise!