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NC

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

When I pass away, please beat the shit out of anyone who makes an AI pic of me.

Whoop em until their fingers fall off.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

North Carolina political ads be like “Roy Cooper is letting those blacks out of their cages, is that something you want?”

[Bear @bearrrrdown]

Gas prices are at crazy levels—fire Trump.

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me, actually!

[conny @BlvckJxsus]

they’ll tell you to drive less to save money on gas while requiring you to work on-site for a role that can 100% be done at home. what a joke of a country dawg.

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

"i want to go home" is something you'll always catch me saying.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

45% of my paycheck going to taxes, a heathcare system that sucks and a retirement i wont get to have. AWESOME

[Artist Formerly Known As @ESPNFrankie]

Wheeled that boy out like

[k @ysljennii]

Me as soon as that alarm goes off Monday morning

[Huncle Cosmos @huncle_cosmos]

“So, how has 2026 been treating you?”

Me:

[Noluthando 💕 @YaGirl_Nolly]

@jiggyjayy2 I thought we all toaster strudels. Y’all are getting Twinkied?!

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines.

[Tahj @Artofbnfree]

I don’t know who you fucking, but you fucked me out of $1,100.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Every chance I get :

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

When it’s already 3AM & niggas talking bout “so what’s the next function????”

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

“I want you”

a nigga w/ a 3 week old baby. 😴

[Nobody👁️‍🗨️ @NobodyIn4K]

"From ages 15-"

[T2AIA#2 @EggsSpamm]

Me planting my own food bc y’all got me fucked up

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Philip, please don’t report nothing else this week.