Martin Thierer

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

exec: I’m just worried it doesn’t convey how hungry they are. “Hippos.”

game designer: how about “Hungry Hippos”?

exec: better. but not strong enough

game designer: “Hungry Hungry Hungry Hippos”?

exec: haha, don’t—let’s not get crazy. but we’re close… we’re very close

[🔥 Peter Robinson 🔥 @nullr0ute]

A working upstream kernel?

[Stefan Niggemeier @niggi]

Aha. Danke, Amazon X-Ray.

[Bill the Lizard @lizardbill]

What could go wrong?

[Brian Ashcraft @Brian_Ashcraft]

Inside Aquafresh: http://t.co/9pb8ydtQ3t

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Pope Francis Pursues Sinner Across Vatican City Rooftops http://t.co/qzkHP3T5Bw

[Stefan Niggemeier @niggi]

"Test"-Volontärin Frederike vs. Titan-Fahrradschloss: Sieg durch k.o. nach 5 Sekunden http://t.co/HvDotrjzBH

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I’ve found that “So, are any of you losers verified on Twitter?” is not a great icebreaker at dinner parties.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Unsuspecting Movie Stars Follow Fake Red Carpet Into Back Of Kidnappers' Van http://t.co/qAkYxSRIsW #Oscars

[Hans Sarpei @HansSarpei]

Schlag den Raab? Gerne! Bewerbung geht heute raus ...

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just spent all day at Legoland. It was so much fun, next time I think I'll bring my children.

[Dieter Nuhr @dieternuhr]

Empfangsprobleme beim iPhone4? Ich merk da nix. Das einzige Problem ist: Es rufen oft die falschen Leute an. Hilft da ein Softwareupdate?