Charlie The Shark

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[After COVID-19,World Vs China. @NasaRevolution]

@ImmigrationDept @TrevorOmbija @GKihalangwa @InteriorKE @FredMatiangi So now that we are done with that, didnt he have a point? That we have so much monkey business we call governance?? 😕😕. It looks like our lives is in the hands of monkeys with loaded guns!! Our lives & the donkey & kunguru are the same!!

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@RabbitTheKing @nanaowiti @KeefPhotography @IsaiahMaghanga hata kama hatujui kutumia photoshop since when did AMG'S Become that large?

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Kuna shida hii Kenya. Wanaume kama mabinti. Wasapere nini mbaya na huyu mtoto wenu? Wasapere!

[Kiambu Tweep @KiambuTweep]

Jubilee Vice Chair.

"Ruto delivered nothing, We owe him nothing! His support was so hollow that we were forced to rig the election to declare Uhuru the winner in both occasions!"
~ David Murathe
Me:

But @MigunaMiguna delivered his one vote twice in both occasions for UhuRuto.

[Evans Kinyua @EvansKinyua17]

Looters are deluded that poor Kenyans admire and revere them like they did for decades.

Wrong. The poor Kenyan has turned around. He can relate his suffering to you and loaths you. And he's coming your way. With lethal intention.

Tick Tock

[The Informant Digital @The_Informantt]

Kenyan bloggers are either cowards or lack unity, Nyakundi is arrested and they're completely silent only a few talking yet when they get in trouble they want to be helped. Its okay, hypocrites and pretenders we see you. #FreeNyakundi

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@MboyaApollo @C_NyaKundiH Has Anyone followed This Up? We Need People Like Nyakundi.

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@MboyaApollo @C_NyaKundiH Has Anyone followed This Up? We Need People Like Nyakundi.

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@UmehOMA @Diekola__ Stupidity

[🫧 Mrs M 🫧 @JustMeka_]

I've got all this love, no one to give it to. 😭😍

[Kaelan @kaelan____]

Thank you @elonmusk and thank you to the whole @Tesla team for making safety one of your top priorities. Last Friday I had a serious accident with my Tesla Model S. Had I been in any other car, the consensus among First Responders is that I would no longer be here. Thank you.

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@AIRTEL_KE @AIRTEL_KE Your Network is So poor That I can't Even Use A Quater Of My Daily 1GB Internet Bundle Before It Expires.

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

You can reboot your life many times over and start afresh but if the program doesn’t involve the Almighty, you’ll be back to square one in no time. Never leave Him out of your equation if you want success in this world and the next!

[War Mothershed @_iamwarready]

Next time you see another civilian gunned down because an officer “feared for their life”- remember that they arrested the Douglas shooter who killed 17 students, alive and with no injuries

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Gilgil MPig Martha Wangari has left her "abusive" husband.

In the interest of clarity,

1. She's a member of the Kikuyu community.

2. She has dreadlocks.

3. She's a feminist.

If the woman you are with fits any two of the 3 criteria, you're fucked my friend. Wewe kwisha!

[Peter Voogd | The MAVERICK 👑 @PeterVoogd23]

Sometimes you need to step outside who you are now to see what you really could be 🙏🏽

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Economists help me understand this

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Caption this:

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

You suck your mum's milk for two years and you've never bought a gift for her but you suck your girlfriend's boobs with no milk for two weeks & you're already making Valentine's reservations for her....my brother the thunder that will strike you is in the gym.