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and for the lady (gender neutral), perhaps a new hobby?

[🏥 @tickledpink9798]

please just win @realmadrid i'm begging 🙏🏼😭

[🏥 @tickledpink9798]

i want to stay up to watch the match but i'll just end up falling asleep 💔

[🏥 @tickledpink9798]

flying out for a friend's wedding and hanging out with my friend group was fun but my social battery is like a 5 out of 100 🫩 and i still have to go to work tomorrow 😭

[🏥 @tickledpink9798]

i'm finally home after 2 days. i've showered, i'm in pyjamas, and i'm ready to crash. i missed ny bed 😭

[🏥 @tickledpink9798]

oh it's happening

[언제나세훈이편 ❄️ @xunhuas]

SEHUN AND JONGIN BOTH DYED THEIR HAIR BLONDE‼️😭

[門 @xexontop]

had to master acting, cgi to the rescue ai didn’t exist

[🏥 @tickledpink9798]

ksoo giggling then saying thank you politely at the end of paradise

[kyle @parkersrina]

love when people laugh at the end of their songs like yeah that was fun

[🏥 @tickledpink9798]

just conveniently forgetting that jude in rma won the ucl before #he came and that psg won twice after he left 😭

coincidence so hilarious you'd think someone made it up

[🏥 @tickledpink9798]

jealous of what exactly? 😭 you people saw one tweet from a fellow anti with no credible proof saying he's jealous and it spread like some schizophrenic plague among you 😭😭😭😭 and you're all still parroting it in 2026

[nasir @lottin_nas]

Bellingham is a funny guy. Being jealous of Mbappe will not take you anywhere. He is a guy who played with Haaland and won zero trophies, played with Kane and won zero trophies too.

[sara @tyaoipilled]

the way some people talk about jude u would think hes master manipulator orchestrating squid game style kiIIing spree at real madrid

[🏥 @tickledpink9798]

he fascinates me

[☔🫧 @Maus_Bayern]

The pose 😭

[Strawbærry Narwhal ‽↙↙↙ @unvarnishedvoid]

Me being left behind by gen AI

[. @_daniiellla]

the way veterans at madrid have spoken about him in recent years tells me all i need to know. nacho, vazquez, modric, carvajal, even alaba &joselu. it’s kroos that sealed it for me though, that man was being lowkey shady when we first signed jude but he immediately switched up 😭

[🏥 @tickledpink9798]

this just pissed me off again

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Real Madrid's starting double pivot last night, combined stats:

- 1 key pass
- 3 progressive carries
- 61 accurate passes
- 0 dribbles
- 2 ground duels won
- 3 aerial duels won
- 0 tackles won
- 4 interceptions

[. @_daniiellla]

adding to the list since then:

can’t congratulate endrick without it meaning he hates arda

blamed for trent taking setpieces because he forced the club into it

at fault for either a glitch on madrid’s instagram or regional posting that meant a post about arda wasn’t visible

[🏥 @tickledpink9798]

judian shippers are the equivalent of chanbaekists in football rpf in that most of them only really like one half of their ship and dgaf/hate the other and only use them for their shipping delusions 🥴

[alida @judeingham]

The things people say about Jude……. Hand me a fucking gun y’all pissing me tf off

[🏥 @tickledpink9798]

they managed to twist the second one into something else. idek what it was they were seeing 😭

[tifa @veilcasket]

jude defended kylian when betis goalkeeper tried picking up a fight with him, jude went to check up on kylian when he got fouled against villarreal, those two celebrate with each other on the pitch. what else do you people want them to do now? kiss each other or smth?

[🏥 @tickledpink9798]

can't believe these are the people we share a fanbase with �

[Bambi @Iremnurrr0]

buna layıksın çünkü yedeksin, as oyuncu olup onları geride bıraktığında sana da düşman olurlardı endrickcim, kanma bu yalakalara

[Sema Ismail 🇹🇷🇦🇿 @SemaIsmail0303]

@teamjbelli10 Jude sent his father to complain to Pérez about Alonso playing Arda in the 10, and he was the instigator behind Alonso’s dismissal. So, as long as Endrick isn’t competing for his spot, he’ll be perfectly friendly toward him. He even doesn’t pass the ball to Mbappé 🤦‍♀️