daniel maydon-lowe

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@kunalnayyar aww hugs!! brother from another mother

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

RT @frankieboyle I can't wait to see what Tom Cruise having a midlife crisis looks like..hopefully summat like a human slug on a salt patch

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

if #england players dont want abuse regardless of skin colour i suggest they learn how to kick a fuckin ball into a fuckin net

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

So it seems higgs boson may have finally found my dna

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@jimmycarr has more dignity for actually ownin up 2his (lets not forget legal) money matters than all mps who claimed tax money as expenses

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@BigBang_CBS was it stsr trek transporters

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@WilliamShatner welcome back william and a gd morning from wales

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@edsheeran fair play mate youve done an amazin job not one track i didnt like hope your enjoyin your tour keep on havin fun you deserve it

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

oh no not jus one episode practically every episode i no u gots style #will i am but id go see a doc mate your ears r done pal

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

#will i am more like will i shoulda! jus caught up wiv #the voice dam your voice is amazin! then y didnt u press your button?

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

so it @theroyaljubilee time and looks like 60 yrs in power aint enuff for our reptilian overlord shes still going strong

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@hollywills swear i saw you wear that outfit on sat morning tv like ten yrs ago very retro

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@rickygervais or maybe send him off mythbuster style to prove his top ten things that jus didnt happen

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@Gailporter dunno if i missed the point with that drive yea he drove n yeah very 80s but yawn a bit or am i wrong? your thoughts

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@rickygervais how about take him blindfolded to swim with sharks n jys push him in a tank of octopi or or r those deadly frogs on the cards

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@Gailporter what films u watchin 2nite then?

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@frankieboyle and dappys what u get when u strain your semen through a straight jacket

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@frankieboyle no he doesnt but saw him jeremy kyle claiming wife had affair coz kids look nothing like him

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@newtgingrich obama dangerous 4 america sounds like the gingrich who stole hope shame on you

[daniel maydon-lowe @ticks_monkey]

@pennypasadena how much chick