Tidal 🧞‍♂️

Fuck a bio

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

I think life would be super easy if we didn’t have to eat

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

Once the old people start dyin🗣️‼️

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

GET TAYLOR SWIFT OFF THE DAMN RADIO

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

GET OLIVIA RODRIGO OFF THE RADIO

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

Me in the shower tryna hold my poop in

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Where were you when you found out x died I was at Taco Bell

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

Might download that temu app… FUCK

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH MONEY WHAT DID YOU DO?

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

If we were to eat the rich I would simply feast

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

I hate rich people so damn much

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

Pro college tip: skip your first final

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

I sentence you to 3 hours of helping your girlfriend pick an outfit

[L Man @PopASockGlock]

@LeafyIsHere "Nigga we ba-"

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Twitter ain’t that bad when you don’t join in on these dumb repetitive debates and just talk to yourself

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

I scratch my nuts is a bad habit 🎶

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Officer if I can’t have your gun why was it so easy to grab?

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

Not watching this halftime show if riri don’t shake some ass

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

Y’all really not shittin and pissin at the same time like me and it really shows

[Tidal 🧞‍♂️ @tidalbears]

Indisputable fact:
Warm soda is better than cold