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[em @tiddieeee]

I am a hoe for body wash

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

The rewards The mortifying
of being loved ordeal of
being known

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

hey you should hire me. Ive spent the last year inside my room getting fucked up on stimulants and tweeting about goblins and ancient gods. Yeah I definitely won’t go monkey mode on the first customer who asks me a question. I totally haven’t forgot how to be a human. I love you

[rico @somethinglovely]

they're dating

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

seasonal depression seems fake until it’s randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you just popped a molly

[Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller]

I'm in kind of a weird mood, so I'm asking that no one be mean to me for the next couple years if that's cool

[Lindsay Gibbs @linzsports]

Stop glamorizing “the grind” and start glamorizing getting 7+ hours of sleep at night, having healthy relationships, feeling safe at work, taking sick days, being paid a living wage, working hard when you’re at work, boundaries, and self-caring your way to success.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

HATE when i’m saying something serious and i accidentally rhyme. i am not the lorax!!!!!!

[⛓️☁️🎀 𝓈𝓊𝓏𝒾𝑒 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝑒 🎀☁️⛓️ @suzietrueband]

boyfriend said please stop buying mugs we're two people we don't need 20 mugs I said fucking break up with me then I'll literally never stop

[em @tiddieeee]

@AlexLaugh_ Do it, I have no regrets 😌✨

[kennedy @darthsokas]

i just think that women in the mandalorian

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

babe are you ok you've barely touched your endlessly increasing pile of work that you are expected to do even though we are in the middle of a pandemic

[Zheray @SatelliteNetSec]

“Protestors have breached the capital”

[em @tiddieeee]

@verbella1 @johnroderick Why did this exact situation also happen to me?? Boiled beet and all. Can’t stomach the sight or smell still.

[🐝🐉meindiva🎶🎭💙 @meindiva]

The lighter penguin is an elderly female whose partner died this year. The darker one is a younger male who lost his partner two years ago. Biologists have followed them as they meet every night to comfort each other. They stand for hours together watching the lights in Melbourne

[Ly 💫 @spoiler4you]

i watch The Mandalorian for the plot

the plot:

[The SWU Network @TheSWU]

Here’s Pedro Pascal telling #TheMandalorian Dad Jokes to cleanse your timeline. ☺️

[zed @vadersanakin]

grogu when the kids are mean at the jedi academy

[Henry Fraser @henryfraser0]

A huge fart during a kids class Zoom and the whole class, and teacher, finding it hilarious is the joy we all needed. https://t.co/mQVkKi5w8C