nick lavoie

Destitus Venti Remos Adhibe

Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.

Old country music and Alabama football

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

Sitting in line at chik-fil-a with my tinder distance as low as possible trying to swipe me up a good Christian woman.

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

"Tried telling me he had thin cheeks"

🤣🤣🤣

[RobIsRandomAf_6 4L @RobIsRandomAF]

“Why married men never like they wives????”

The wives 😂:

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Don’t mind me. I’m just coughing because of the weed.

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

Never fails @Grubhub ...
Well except Grubhub
It always fails. Called Wendy's. They said they're open and accepting orders

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

@David_Kaplan1 She sound like she got that fire 🐈🐈🐈

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

So. With a load of groceries in the car 20 minutes before our check in our @Airbnb host cancelled
We booked another spot only to find out it was also owned by the same people
Both spots cancelled
@Airbnb hasn't contacted us back. Nice
Awesome. We'll sleep in the car

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

I'm writing a new country song
All I've got so far is the title

It's called "I got Cole Swindell baked af at saddlebags last night"

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

@DBknowsthelaw @LSUfootball @OhioStateFB @ClemsonFB @GeorgiaFootball @oregonfootball @AlabamaFTBL Not to be a kiss ass
I thought very little of Clemson last year until I watched you guys pick us apart
I believe you guys should be number 1 until you lose it
Everybody seems to be working harder to strengthen schedules for the future

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

@DBknowsthelaw @LSUfootball @OhioStateFB @ClemsonFB @GeorgiaFootball @oregonfootball @AlabamaFTBL Good point. They definitely need to define it clearer
I just laugh at the thought of Georgia being better than us. They've proved to fail in big games for the last 30 years
I'm just super bitter towards their garbage fan base

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

@DBknowsthelaw @LSUfootball @OhioStateFB @ClemsonFB @GeorgiaFootball @oregonfootball @AlabamaFTBL I mean they lost to South Carolina
If course I'm a tad bit biased but... Carolina is fucking awful

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

I'd rather a plane crash instead of being involved in a group text

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Hey everyone you can reveal your babies gender with a mass text

[Rocketship 🚀 @MackWilson]

They doing all that talking 😂😂😂😂 ask em do they got these tho? #RollTide4Life 🐘

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

Seeing this in person was amazing. Of course the interception sucked, but I looked at my step dad and said... Holy fuck. Nobody else would've caught them

[Marq Burnett @Marq_Burnett]

We have plenty of evidence showing us how fast both Henry Ruggs III and Jaylen Waddle are, but seeing them casually walk down a guy with a 5-7 yard head start is ridiculous. 🏃🏿

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

It's inevitable that it will be decided before the end of the season who's better. Bama has dominated everyone as well. They want it to be number 1 vs number 2 when we play. Higher ratings. They charge more for commercials.
Some of y'all really need to learn the fucking system

[Kelly Gramlich @kellygramlich]

I understand why LSU jumped Clemson in the AP Poll. They have two great wins. However, why on earth has LSU not jumped Alabama!? It makes no sense. I guess it's because Alabama is the defending National Champs... oh wait.

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

Man look like he copy and pasted Mack Wilson's old bama promise

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

Not sure how I'm not broken yet. Something new every day fails.

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

Reeeeee fuckinggggg tweettttt

[Derek Brown @DerekEsq]

The NBA, a "woke-for-profit" institution, brought to you by the People's Republic of China.

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

@David_Kaplan1 Headed back to mass soon. Split drive time? Lol

[nick lavoie @tideprideman]

One good thing my mother taught me

When you talk to someone imagine it's the last conversation with them so you don't say something you'll regret.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

There is nothing toxic about masculinity, don’t let these politically correct pussies castrate you