Chris Blakeley

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[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

@tiedtangled And, yes, I say that as a white guy but those mispronunciations speak to a class of white that's called "translucent"!

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

White people manage to always surprise me at the local taqueria. It's hominy, not "hoe-mee-nee". SMH

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

Exactly, @SexAtOxbridge! "Oh you didn't get the memo? Oops!" That'd be great, thanks ;)

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

"And may the ashes of the villages I torched serve as a warning to others." https://t.co/ZTcoZF99HR

[S A O @SexAtOxbridge]

"May the bridges I burn light the way."

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

Ah the pleasures of fucking with your website at midnight... ish. https://t.co/nSnFk7FDJp

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

@chelseaxlane As I've gotten older, I've learned just how sexy reality is. My girlfriend trumps booth babes and porn stars every day. :)

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

It's not spring until I've lost my first bottle of sun block. So welcome to spring!!!!

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

The problem with oracles how often the message is "you're unhappy, change". Which is true only because it describes the human condition.

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

Before Twitter, remember when we were lonely in private?

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

@chelseaxlane Just above evening sex, post lunch sex and tea time sex ;)

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

Stop insisting on clearing your head — clear your fucking heart instead. -- Charles Bukowski

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

Possibly had too much fun at the @SPMSeaPinMuseum

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

The words I'll be living by, thanks.

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

@daraobriain I thought that's what Ray was saying. "Bear in play NOW!"

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

@GraceParra360 "If you could fire one man into space...?"

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

@thetawlguy Because who doesn't want to write a Letter to Penthouse that really happened. No really! *snerk*

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

Harry Potter and the Prince of Tides #DullDownAMovie

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

Poole Harbor #DullDownAMovie

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

"Wanting to belong to people or a person is not about finding a mirror image of myself." -- Roxane Gay [Going to think about this]

[Chris Blakeley @tiedtangled]

@chelseaxlane Can't respond. Looking at cleavage.