TegΔ

she/her || Writer ||

[TegΔ @tieguun]

@rdrcowgirl Thank you but also I wish you’d never tweeted this. I’ve already spent 8 hours playing 😭😭

[Mo @fruitpibble]

how it feels bothering the same 3 people everyday

[Dr Rob @rob_heighton]

The official AI slop intro, full of uncanny faces and weird movements and inaccurate logos, is utterly mogged by the BBC's masterpiece of practical effects:

[golden 🌼 @goldensflowers]

adhd is so funny why am i procrastinating playing a video game. that i want to play

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[TegΔ @tieguun]

Has anyone on their marketing team done a history GCSE???

[Angus Parsad-Wyatt @anguswyatt]

NEW: @UKIP has submitted an application to the Electoral Commission to change its official logo.

And it’s ever so slightly concerning… 👀

[🦢 @damnidc__]

I don’t even talk to men anymore. I just say “Wow he is so handsome” and move on with my life, I have enough problems already.

[FALLOUT⚡️ @falloutonprime]

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, look who we've got BTS footage of!

[Pas sérieux s'abstenir @SousOmerta]

Actuellement à l'intérieur de moi il y a deux loups;
Le premier est un amoureux inconditionnel des fumeuses à frange et l'autre un haineux viscéral de la bourgeoisie parisienne

[erin @vanillaspitt]

love m&s clothes but wish they had more slutty option? like would it kill u to run a slit up the thigh of the skirts??? make the tops a touch more see through??? im asking for an m&s for the sluts. once again - an m&s but for The Sluts.

[TegΔ @tieguun]

This is just my life but London

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

They should do a reverse hallmark christmas movie where a small town girl who appreciates the little things in life visits nyc and discovers the true meaning of urban hedonism

[TegΔ @tieguun]

Disturbing bowl or new Ann summers range for you and your 20 friends?

Only you can be brave enough to decide

[TegΔ @tieguun]

Het American lad called himself a f*gg*t so i responded “omg you are?! Me too 😍” and he immediately turned away and ignored me all night 🤭 babe ur in soho ur lucky you didn’t get jumped xo

[Mike @Mikechrs961]

Oh trust and believe if he didn't wear it he'd be front page news in the UK

[jár @jarodzsz]

take a boiling-hot shower. open a bottle of sparking orange wine. listen to snail mail. clean your room. try not to scratch your eczema. hire an etsy witch to put a curse on your roommate. and Handle It.

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

One time my friend’s dad, who I was meeting for the first time, asked me how my flight was and I told him it was a long journey on which I experienced the full range of human emotions, and he scoffed and said “I doubt that. I doubt you experienced jouissance, for example”

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Not 100% but think I spotted the sumo wrestlers from The Royal Albert Hall out & about in London today

[❅ LUNA ❅ @luna9o9]

some of you don’t see life and sex europeanly enough

[Viathan @Viathanlol]

don’t follow me im bisexual and allegedly evil