Tiffany

#nofilter
#teammonosodiumglutamate

[Tiffany @tiff005]

When they cremate me my ashes will be made of Cheeto dust

[Tiffany @tiff005]

Just walked by a store entirely devoted to Funkopops. Ladies and gentlemen, we’re certainly not in Manhattan anymore!

[Tiffany @tiff005]

@DannyPellegrino Reminds me of Kathryn Dennis’s dirty hooves on SC

[Tiffany @tiff005]

This is kind of a power move tho

[New York Post @nypost]

LeBron James farted at fans after they ask for his autograph https://t.co/y1RvWdZog6

[George Civeris @georgeciveris]

My mom’s new method of emotional warfare is texting me “any exciting news?” completely unprompted.

[Tiffany @tiff005]

@robertloveslibi #justiceforrobertsgangy

[Tiffany @tiff005]

I think NYP meant "more furr-ightening"

[New York Post @nypost]

New 'Cats' trailer: More fun, less furr-ocious https://t.co/8VwwTTVCvj

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s so weird that “brb” and “g2g” aren’t rly a part of texting any more like they were with AIM. like instead of clear temporal boundaries ur now just like constantly a little bit texting until an awkward peter off ????? i miss g2g

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Already preparing myself to find out that the turkey trump's gonna pardon this year visited epstein's island 32 times between 1998 and 2019

[Tiffany @tiff005]

It’s me, guys, it’s me. I’M not thrilled about the ‘Friends’ reunion.

[New York Post @nypost]

Not everyone is thrilled about this 'Friends' reunion https://t.co/cNiBGgtaKy

[Tiffany @tiff005]

I need volunteers at the local level to help me clean my bedroom in 2019

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 1984, a boy named Andy Smith wrote a letter to Ronald Reagan asking for federal funds to clean his bedroom after his mother called it a "disaster area."

Reagan responded and said, "... many things... could better be done by volunteers at the local level."

[John Levenstein @johnlevenstein]

We need fewer gender reveals, more sociopath reveals. Don’t sit on that information.

[Tiffany @tiff005]

Banksy is behind this, I just know it

[New York Post @nypost]

Fruit vendor with nothing to sell puzzles Upper West Side shoppers https://t.co/NKjdH0PVHW

[Tiffany @tiff005]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week

[New York Post @nypost]

Boston tourist books Airbnb, gets rotting NYCHA apartment https://t.co/M6niHCpe0c

[Tiffany @tiff005]

“She used to be a princess.”

- @DannyPellegrino

-me

[Page Six @PageSix]

It looks like Carole Radziwill is now selling a vibrator you can wear as a necklace https://t.co/GEY0PXuVlH

[Tiffany @tiff005]

It’s Chubby Squirrel Season and I’m HERE for it!

[Tiffany @tiff005]

I don’t want to be alone with this information

[TMZ @TMZ]

T.I. Says He Takes Teen Daughter to Doctor to Make Sure She's a Virgin https://t.co/oAaTBtM6jq

[George Civeris @georgeciveris]

Thinking of having a Halloween party two Wednesdays from now.

[Tiffany @tiff005]

I relate to @chrissyteigen questioning whether or not she’s a bad person for saying she would try human meat on a deep level ?? #breakfastlunchanddinner

[Tiffany @tiff005]

Robert Pattinson’s sweater game in #TheLighthouse is goals for FW19