Tiffany 🐍

4th drink in my hand

[Tiffany 🐍 @tiff2B]

#weekendswithadele

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Some guy at the Cavs game just totally embarrassed his fiancée chugging a beer on the jumbotron

[Ammanichanda @Arkasiraee]

Let me explain educate you all what just happened,

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran…

Someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.5 minutes.

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the market at that time.

Whoever did this wasn’t guessing.

You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming.

No leaks.

No press.

Nothing.

The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.

And within minutes, they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes.

In a single trade.

On a war that cost you $4+ gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are positioned to profit from it.

This is not the first time.

Major announcements have repeatedly been preceded by suspicious market moves tariff reversals, policy shifts, war decisions.

This may be one of the most blatant examples of potential insider advantage in modern American politics.

You would go to prison for trading on a tip from your cousin.

Yet billion-dollar trades happen minutes before decisions like this and no one asks questions.Nobody gets investigated.

Nobody gets charged.

By tomorrow, this will be buried under the next headline.

Just like last time.

And the time before that.

The game is rigged. The insiders pull the strings and win over and over.

And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

If you were erased why haven’t you shut the fuck up

[Tiffany 🐍 @tiff2B]

Tax the rich

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."

[Ron Marz @ronmarz]

One of America's core problems is Dumb People with Podcasts.

[Tiffany 🐍 @tiff2B]

@JuddLegum I haven’t seen you on my feed in like 6 years thanks for keeping the same pfp

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’m confused.

Today I checked and my credit card interest rate isn’t 10%.

I haven’t received my DOGE check.

I haven’t received my tariff check.

Donald Trump wouldn’t lie to us, would he?

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Just in case you're still waiting, it's never trickling down.

[Gregg Nunziata @greggnunziata]

Your 401ks are down today because your billionaire president's feelings are hurt that some committee of Europeans didn't give him an award.

[Acyn @Acyn]

McGowan: We want things like health care and education and new roads and bridges… And we're going to spend 700 billion to buy an island that isn't for sale?

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

My Postal Service rep can't accept gifts over $20 but ok

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

This is absolutely terrifying. This is the chair of the Federal Reserve telling the American people they cannot trust the current administration and that fed rates will essentially just be made up numbers based on NOTHING by the regime.

They’re gonna tank the economy on purpose

[abbycent hightower @HOTTODJO]

before i make a purchase... is this screen accurate...

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Well, that was a very short-lived concern about political violence from folks on the Right

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Quiet, piggy.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Your health insurance premium just shot up.
Your groceries cost more than ever.
Your electric bill too.

And what is your President's focus today? Lobbying Congress... to keep suppressing the Epstein files.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

There is no comedy in my lifetime that will be funnier than this moment.

[Adelita Grijalva @AdelitaForAZ]

Today marks SIX WEEKS since I was elected by the voters of AZ-07.

For six weeks, @SpeakerJohnson has denied them their voice in Congress.

That's not leadership. That's obstruction.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Someone really has to ask Trump about the asylum process bc it’s pretty clear he thinks it’s related to insane asylums