Tiffany Smith ✏️

Running #contentmarketing @akasahealth | #ENFJ | NYC ➡️ VA | Tweets = #content 💻 and things that make me happy 😀

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

@realgirl_fieri I bet the crusts weren’t even cut off!

These kids. Pulling scams everywhere.

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@LongBrynne @craigbrucesmith Congratulations Dr. Long 👏

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

@ajshults Anything involving Bluey.

Will you be near any pools or splash pads? August is made for playing in the water.

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

@craigbrucesmith My ring 😭

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

@DanielGullotta SO many lawn companies this time of year

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@craigbrucesmith @Schwarzenegger No you won’t 🤨

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

@basicallybari I’ve seen the g-suite/Slack light and I’m NEVER going back. More companies need to include their tech stack in job ads.

Good luck today!

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

How many university English departments are currently changing their names to the Tortured Poet’s Department?

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@ChezSpecter Emily in Paris. Barbie.

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

When you ask your husband to bring you “A” bottle of water.

But he knows you too well.

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

@sarahhollowell Send food delivery gift cards. And snacks

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

@hemmist @craigbrucesmith @DavidHeadPhd Search custom book ornaments. Here’s an example:

https://t.co/zLfOvUaui2

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

@craigbrucesmith @hemmist @DavidHeadPhd Etsy has plenty of options. @DavidHeadPhd that’s why I asked for the cover jpg 😂

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

@Clarissa_Laskey I’ve been cooking Thanksgiving for about 15 years. You’ll be ok. Get a charcuterie board for apps. Follow the NYT turkey recipe, and make sides you enjoy. A dry brine starting tonight is the easiest. Then think of it as a big chicken.

Most important: the cook doesn’t do dishes!

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

@awelfle Did they get that from ChatGPT? 🥴

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

@kelsapellet Your dissertation is going to be a best-seller 😂

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

@MarkTyBoyd Someone spent too much time on urban dictionary. No time conducting any interviews with their target audience.

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

Makes my momma heart proud.

She wants to wear pretty dresses AND wield a sword. The future is yours, kid. ❤️

[Craig Bruce Smith @craigbrucesmith]

The princess has selected her sword

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

@craigbrucesmith I think we’re doing something right.

She can start fencing lessons in two years 🤺

[Tiffany Smith ✏️ @tiffanyiswrite]

My 5yo has eaten at least two cheese sticks a day for most of her life. Today she informed me she doesn’t like cheese sticks.

If that doesn’t sum up #parenting, I don’t know what does.

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