a guy from my old group project sent me a text at 11:30 PM saying, “hey, left my jacket at your place earlier, can i come grab it? ❤️”
i was literally sitting in bed eating cereal so i replied, “who is this and what are you talking about? i haven’t talked to you since our project ended.”
turns out his girlfriend was going through his phone and forced him to mass-text every woman in his contacts to catch him slipping.
i got curious and asked why i was even on her suspect list...
#Goodmorning#NewWeek.
A man once said, "Some people's house and life are a dream, too."
It’s easy to look up and feel like you’re behind, until you look around and realize the basic things you take for granted are what someone else is working tirelessly to achieve.
Never lose sight of how far you’ve come. 🙏
That's what I gat for you my mutuals , and my upcoming mutuals.
I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse, but first, let me say this:
The problem with many of you is that you speak with words you don’t understand.
It’s like playing cards without knowing the rules.
You think you’re making moves, but you’re just gambling.
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