mom

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[ponyboy @ponyboooooy]

EARTHEATER FOR PRESIDENT

[mom @tiffanymcfall97]

i hope that i am the demon you’re fighting, i hope when you have nightmares it’s because of me 💋

[mom @tiffanymcfall97]

this whole chopped cheese is going to be inside me….. uhhhhhhhh

[mom @tiffanymcfall97]

@luv2clomp is she still there? i need to figure out if im paying 50 dollars for this uber

[mom @tiffanymcfall97]

eclit @earth2mona

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

a month ago i googled the easiest plant to take care of and bought it and now it’s dead

[Emily Kooistra @emily_kooistra]

I have a book where I record funny things my students say. At the end of each year I update it and typically find myself cry laughing as I read through previous years. Here are my top 10.

[LOUISIANA PRINCESS @priincessslex]

how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭

[DDDDDAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE!!!!! @scrotumnose]

Recipe: 2 cloves of garlic
Me:

[aaron @aaronflarin]

were your parents the last ones to pick you up from school or are you normal

[MedinaMUAYE @NotReallyMedina]

Nobody:

My thoughts at 3:67am:

[khary ✰ @NotKhary]

how u burning sage and u the demon