y’all i’m with miss lele pons herself rn
she’s on the phone & hands me it (it’s her husband who i’m friends with)
he goes:
“hope u girls are having fun. tana remember u have a piece of my life in ur hands, okay”
i’m killing myself!! who says that!! no one will ever love me!!
conservative logic is weird, if you’re a groomer why would you go through all the work it takes to live as a trans person in a transphobic society when you can just become a priest and the most gullible adults on earth will just hand you their children on a silver platter
“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it
I love when ppl feel compelled to tell me they’re straight before giving me a compliment as if we would burst into spontaneous gay sex had they not made that clear
elon did not 'buy Twitter'
he impulsively made a ludicrously overpriced offer on Twitter
signed a contract that put him on the hook for that exact amount
tried to back out but was sued BY TWITTER to complete the buyout at the ridiculous price
and is now in a deal where-