tiff ♡

sugar, spice, n everything rice

[Sam Barrick @SJ_Barrick]

Ok, that’s good. Now reinstate Lewis’s 8th world championship.

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

as a grown ass man why are missing ur free throws

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[bella @earlygirl__]

if you’re good enough at your job, you can show a little midriff at the office.

[parkeuh @parkeuhhhh]

goooood morning

[hrdk @hrdktwt]

Someone on Reddit built a game where you ride a dirt bike on top of any company's stock chart.

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Apparently “morning bitches!” is not a “team-oriented greeting” during a meeting

This place is a prison

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

my deepest sexual fantasy is someone who loves me so intentionally that my nervous system learns for the first time that staying is safe

[Bort Sampson @CMcMahon718]

My city is feuding with Elmo

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Having trouble brainstorming and want to use AI? Talk to your friend with adhd. We have so many ideas and never drink water.

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Still offering NBA refs free LASIK. 🤫

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

need so bad it hurts

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

Every year I sit down with my mother to explain how to use her phone and every year Apple sends 750 engineers into their little labs underneath their demonic Cupertino crop circle to come up with new and exciting ways to confuse her

[Travesti que Habla 🏳️‍⚧️ @odaradeverdade]

eu no banheiro do shopping tentando adivinhar onde colocaram o caralho do sensor:

[ؘ 𝖂 🇧🇷 @privwendley]

Quando você tá conversando com uma pessoa e percebe que ela está tentando tirar uma informação de você

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[lily¹ @penguinshater]

the unbearable urge to ask guys who wear f1 merch around campus to name five drivers

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[tiff ♡ @tiffxc]

@ty_dot_rr ur so right

[tiff ♡ @tiffxc]

that moment when you play clash of clans in English class #RelatableHarrison