Tiger

we should buy a bar

[Maximilian 🥰 @MaxMaaxMaaax]

unless we can put on the biggest, best damn talent show this town has ever seen...

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Might as well go to the hardware store and buy a dowel. Bamboo in a perfect stick contest…fucking joke is what it is

[Tiger @tiger_pollock]

@Iobstah Weeping willow!

[Tiger @tiger_pollock]

@thaboyjozu Saw this in a KC bar and a drunk lady went, “FUCK YOU ANNE HATHAWAY”

[Tiger @tiger_pollock]

@SUEtheTrex @MaggtMilk I saw those as a kid!

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

It’s hilarious to me that every microwave has a “popcorn” button and every package of microwave popcorn says DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON

[Tiger @tiger_pollock]

@oncloud_e Glass animals first two albums, Zaba and How to be a Human Being

[Tiger @tiger_pollock]

@cementeriocc @felixbunchofes Jesus I can smell the IPA on your breath

[Tiger @tiger_pollock]

@Xx_Stoogie_xX @TheBashNation Tim Allen would though

[🦞🦐🦀Crustacean King🦀🦐🦞 @MuscularAutist]

NEW‼️‼️‼️ NEW‼️‼️‼️‼️ NEW FUCKING CRUSTAAAAAAACEAAAAAAANNNNN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[professional chatterbox 🐦🏳️‍🌈 @notSIug]

ITS FRESH OUT THE EGGS!!!

[Tiger @tiger_pollock]

Sharted at the booth, call that my civic doody

[Kal Pacino @Kaliebud]

Yesterday our Ticketmaster computer freaked out and coughed out two abstract tickets and one ticket to see Norm Macdonald in Anaheim in 2011

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

i feel like i evolved from fish way more recently than most people

[erin ☼ offseason @songbirderin_]

these are my politics in 30 seconds btw <3

[Tiger @tiger_pollock]

@wormymcwormersn Rambunctious

[CHRIS @bamfartgera]

Hey we’d love to have you work for us but first we’re gonna need a little pee

[Tiger @tiger_pollock]

There is something very funny to me about saying, “AS AN EXAMPLE” in all caps

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

EVERYONE KNOWS I WOULD NOT SUPPORT A FEDERAL ABORTION BAN, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, AND WOULD, IN FACT, VETO IT, BECAUSE IT IS UP TO THE STATES TO DECIDE BASED ON THE WILL OF THEIR VOTERS (THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!). LIKE RONALD REAGAN BEFORE ME, I FULLY SUPPORT THE THREE EXCEPTIONS FOR RAPE, INCEST, AND THE LIFE OF THE MOTHER. I DO NOT SUPPORT THE DEMOCRATS RADICAL POSITION OF LATE TERM ABORTION LIKE, AS AN EXAMPLE, IN THE 7TH, 8TH, OR 9TH MONTH OR, IN CASE THERE IS ANY QUESTION, THE POSSIBILITY OF EXECUTION OF THE BABY AFTER BIRTH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!