thinking about it some more and monster hunter wilds is really so much more bastardizing than elden ring is to soulslikes.
like, its straight up not monster hunter anymore. all your attacks are aimable on a dime, every weapon has more than one parry move, monsters all have perfect tracking on their attacks, monsters spend most of their time on the floor flailing around because you did 'the designated event' (either offset parry or focus mode attack), weapons dont feel commital or heavy, the real game only starts in the hyper lategame bullshit event quests or monsters added post release.
its a complete an utter bastardization, the key defining traits that made monster hunter monster hunter arent even there anymore, this game looks feele and plays like any other action game now
Actual trained mental health professional acted surprised when I mentioned being disabled to him and genuinely told me "You're not disabled I saw you using your phone in the waiting room"
I wanna opena bar where on the menu it says "acup of horse saliva" and watch the clueless pseuds farthuffers order i thinking it some kind of mixed drink only to receive a cooled cup of horse saliva in one of those shitty paper cups with a skewer inside w a plastic horse
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From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
28. Oct. 2016, 3am
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