being unemployed is such a fun ass concept when you have a job and then you actually are unemployed and you're finding new ways to lose your fucking mind every single day we live in hell lmao
conservative: “FUCK YOUR FEELINGS FUCK DEI THERE ARE ONLY 2 GENDERS BUILD THE WALL NO MORE CHINA LOL GET REKT GROOMER”
us: “wow. fuck you.”
conservative: (through tears) “wow… i can’t believe you’re being so mean for no reason at all. you’re so hateful. why can’t we be civil?”
new york was kinda an uncut king until b*n l*den came through performing the most ambitious double-Bris of all time on september eleventh two thousand and one