If a man spoke to his partner like that in public, people would be calling him abusive.
But when a woman does it, suddenly it’s love, freedom and being a free spirit.
Funny how that works.
Aubrey Plaza spends 5 minutes reading unhinged thirst tweets from people begging her to rail them and be their 'daddy' 😂
“Aubrey Plaza, I am simply just a hole for you.”
Aubrey Plaza: "What do you want me to do to your holes? Be more specific. What do you want me to do to your holes, Twitter? Because I will"
“Aubrey Plaza is so daddy, she can fix all my daddy issues.”
Aubrey Plaza: “I don’t know, that’s just ironic. I feel like I have daddy issues, and I feel like I want my daddy to fix my daddy issues, but I’ll be your daddy.”
“The feminine urge to get railed by Aubrey Plaza.”
Aubrey Plaza: “Get railed? Why do you guys want me to rail you? Cause I could.”
“I would let Aubrey Plaza poke my eyeball out with a fork and step on my throat with boots with nails on them.”
Aubrey Plaza: “And if it pleased her, well, you know what, it does please me.”