Crystal 💎

Marriage myths. Money talks. No filter

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

2/10
do better. your mates are showing us vagina

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

grateful for the gift to buy anything i crave (food wise sha)
very soon it will graduate to cars and trips 🙏

[Ìléríolúwa @Ilerioluwakiye_]

Lol. You're concluding based on just one reply to chat?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with what she replied with. Do you know the agreement in their home? Do you know how they run their home?

Children are resuming back to school. Is it only school fees, uniform, and books they will need? What if the wife has taken care of the rest and all the husband needs to do is sort the school fees?

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

My skin is tan
My hair is fine
My hips invite you
My mouth like wine
Whose little girl am I?
Anyone who has money to buy
What do they call me?
My name is Sweet Thing

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

@funksbabyy

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

yes i’m an adult but against my will

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

Some men don’t want a ‘low-maintenance woman.’ They want a woman whose standards are low enough that they never have to improve.

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

@Ugounusual forgive and forget

[𝐔𝐠𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖆𝐲𝖆 ❁ @Ugounusual]

You ll invite a girl on a date, the wild animal will come to the date & tell you she have a man or a man-to-be,now i’m confused because if you were dating me,will you be going on dates with other men? Like if you were bored, you could have told me so we play iMessage games🤷🏽‍♂️.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

POV: I became a girl mom🎀💞

[Ugegbe ✨ @MarinatedTurks]

Small shakara dance😌..

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

All day, every day, therapist, mother, maid
Nymph, then a virgin, nurse, then a servant
Just an appendage, live to attend him
So that he never lifts a finger
24/7 baby machine
So he can live out his picket-fence dreams

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

this never happened pls 😂

[ŘėäłĆħäÐ @0neCHAD]

Guys, i dodged a bullet today 🫠💅

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

just try your best to have money as a man oh. we grew up seeing our dads as providers and moms helped out when dad wasn’t capable. doing 50:50 with your wife never really ends well

[R @justranky]

Ur Papa pay ur school fees finish, e reach ur turn, you wan share am with your wife 😂😂

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

Your weight-loss grocery list just dropped. Save this before you forget.

🥩 Chicken, beef, turkey, cod, eggs, cottage cheese, Greek yogurt
🍚 Rice, potatoes, sweet potatoes, oats, frozen berries
🥦 Broccoli, green beans, peppers, spinach

Buy the veggies frozen.

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

@Ilerioluwakiye_ Lord knows i’ll be the mom getting queried for bringing my kid in late lol

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

@Princez_eve wtf is meat balls

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

Dexter was looking forward to see Zendaya. I'm so glad he finally got his dream.

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

What a boring planet we live in. Like tell me why the fuck is there no elves, no dwarf, no dragons? You know, all that mystical stuff. It's just really, really boring out here, man. I want to see some dragons. I want to see some crazy stuff.

[Crystal 💎 @uchechii_ca]

@Ilerioluwakiye_ lmaooo it’s hard to not have constant debits 😂