slim shitty

sometimes dead is better

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doordash gave me bleu cheese instead of ranch. this calls for a #relapse

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“she fuckin the orange chicken guy for orange chicken”

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i’m finna throw the damn up

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prettiest photo of me has a lesbian gibby flag in the background

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period snapchat sex? sure what the hell

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yearning on company time

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blowing up his foreskin like a balloon

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babies aren’t people

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not even a guillotine could stop the head i’m going to give this man

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i think my period just came out of the wrong hole #whatthatmean

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#manic

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i should probably tell my psychiatrist that i’m in a manic episode but my ass can NOT be put back on lithium

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cock is such a funny word. fuck straight people

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when i die please use my ashes to cut cocaine

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your two cents is the reason they’re getting rid of pennies

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questioning my teacher era

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i thought don toliver and pop smoke were the same person for many years

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my uncle was ai generated

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why my 54 year old mother got more of a roster than i do

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saw a video of a fat guy demonstrating how he has to wipe laying down on the floor phew lemme put down this trail mix