Samantha Evans

Freelance Copywriter and very tired mum of three.

[Vi-VA @ViVA_VA]

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[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

@EE just received this text. Presuming not you as let me log on with wrong password (and my bill has just been paid). Is this a scam??

[Daily Owls @Daily__Owls]

🎶 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..🎄

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

Just braved the loft.

Now I need a stiff drink.

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

I’m tired. This week is officially too long.

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

Halloween goals!

[Sami C @sami_grayce]

So my neighbors change these skeletons everyday for Halloween, and I think I finally need to share them.

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

@tiniestclanger Umm, well no. But Saturday morning dance class is definitely the worst hungover activity. Hangovers seem easier on other days...

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

I know that getting up on a Saturday morning for Baby Ballet with a hangover truly sucks. Yet every Friday night I drink too much.

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

Why do people not use the zebra crossing at supermarkets? I mean, it’s just there, about a metre and a half from where you’re about to walk. And it stops me from running you over.

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

I want one.

[Daily Owls @Daily__Owls]

Bring your owl to work day.

[Wakey Wakey @WakeyWakey]

i think im gonna drop a surprise EP this weekend. cool?

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

I just stole a fruit pastille off the 3year old.

You’d think I’d shot the cat the way she’s looking at me.

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

@Lilygstar @lily02evans can you teach mr cat this?!

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

@itsH It’s still on...

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

I accidentally clicked on my Christmas playlist on Spotify. And I haven’t turned it off.

Don’t tell my husband.

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

@tiniestclanger That sounds spooky. But onthebright side, a reanimated ladybird is perfect for Halloween!

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

Is it crazy coloured ladybird week this week?

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

@tiniestclanger Yes! I’ve got two! A black one and a yellow one.
And it feels like they’re both judging me.

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

On day 9 of diet.

I’m so tired. And hungry. And completely, utterly miserable.

Can someone please bring me biscuits.

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

@couldbecalmer She got a merit, which we kind of think is a b... she’s got into A level dance anyway, so all is right with the world!

[Samantha Evans @Tigseymate]

Listening to 90s dance tracks, to calm the nerves.