Sh!tIHear

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

It's been so long since you've been a cunt. #roommate

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

No, his weiner doesn't want your muffin.

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

I'm Irish by ejection. #twin

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

I found out Andy is a leftie.#dv @ninoparino

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

They called it "The Pink House"...it was pink #famous

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

Me- She looks Batman. Jay- or Cat woman. #cat

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

Raggedy Annie is what you are once a month @ninoparino

[Steve Ness @QuickkNESS]

Torts to Wes McCauley

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

T- You look like Rogue
M- I love Rogue
T- Yeah that's because you drain the life out of people. #bestfriends

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

Stop staring at me while I suck it. #candycanes

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

Tony: you lesbian pitcher. Me: I was catcher! Nikki: don't get ahead of yourself! Me: that was my position!!!! #gaydaddy

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

"Daddy! My boobs' are stuck!!! #billthecleaner

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

It's because they could smell your racoon...that didn't sound right.

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

Tony- I just came in my pants. SV- What a waste! #mom

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

Jerry- Like you I'm an outcast, Me- what? Jerry- no one likes you either. #true

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

I'm going to use both hands to violate the back of your knees

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

You don't get a STD, you earn it. Also I don't have any more room for bumps. @David_Amodei

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

@ninoparino You fail at 2 things, life and death. #bestfriends

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

M- I'll give you the same deal I gave Rich, if I can put you on the lease you can get a dog. J- You're not putting me on leash. M-????----LEASE!!! Why would I put Rich on a leash??? J-The conversations yous had...it could happen. #herepuppy

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

Me: what color is dad's hair. Amelia: Gay

[Sh!tIHear @tihear_sh]

P: You can't rape the willing. M- or the unconscious