Tim Harvey

Site Reliability Engineer @Apple Services. Previously @Meta, @netflix (CORE SRE), and @Apple Marcom. Pronouns: He/Him

[Tim Harvey @tihm]

Instagram has decided that I must want to see endless videos and posts about bacon-wrapped foods. I mean, they’re not wrong. I had no idea there was such variety and creativity with these things!

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This might be the most bizarre fortune cookie I’ve ever gotten, “You will step on the soil of many countries.” I’m speechless.

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@relix42 “Wait. You mean I wouldn’t get what I’ve always gotten before? Is that possible?”

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I was in the middle of an amazing pep talk with my daughters, when Siri interrupted with, “I don’t know how to respond to that.” Everyone busted up. 🤦‍♂️

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I’m loving the early indications of Spring!And being realistic that I could be clearing 6” of snow off the driveway any moment. 😝 @ Fort Wayne, Indiana https://t.co/Wa9Wa05DYc

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@mjane_offmain Damn, so sorry. Stepping out of on call was the best thing I’ve done for my health in the past few years. I hope you find what you need!

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@williamthurston Today was tough! First time I’ve had nothing after two attempts! Wordle 240 5/6

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And before long they’ll tire of this spot and delve into snow up to their belly anyways. “Can’t go without the special spot. Now I can’t go in it.”

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Things I didn’t know when I became a dog owner in the Midwest. Heavy snowfalls require shoveling a spot for their toilet. 🤦‍♂️

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@norootcause Unrecoverable

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Cleaned up my blog and prepped it for a new round of posts after a long break. First one is based on a topic I’ve covered lately in 1:1s about prioritizing our time: Push the rock and sweep as you go https://t.co/tOvDQQQKdO

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@soulcutter Same! I end up checking every time, both when I take clothes out AND when I put them in. :)

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If you have a clothes dryer at home, do you generally take the lint out when…

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My friend asked who the angel was in my Star Wars nativity. It seems I co-cast Darth and Palpatine for the role 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/HNdFuyvVd1

[Dave Hahn @relix42]

@gurlcode Buying fun and pithy domain names you’ll never use was the NFTs of the 90s and 2000s

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I’ve been the recipient of this cycle more times than I care to admit ;)

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OH: Sound judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from poor judgement.

[Ryan Gilbert @rjgilbert]

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