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Virgo Sun, Lucille Bluth Moon, Loose Seal Rising, Marvel Rivals Apologist

[Teet @tiiiiight]

Gossip girl but if she loved to cook : oxo oxo

[Teet @tiiiiight]

Wait if RVs looked like this that would be sick

[Robert O'Shaughnessy @rposhaughnessy]

This is called a mobile lounge.

[Teet @tiiiiight]

I invoke the 5th and you’re fucking obsessed with me is what I’ll say the next time I’m under pressure

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Dr. Anthony Fauci invoked the 5th Amendment, refusing to answer questions from a Senate committee about the origins of Covid. He also accused the panel’s chairman of having an “unhinged obsession” with him. https://t.co/2vXTRM8n3C

[Teet @tiiiiight]

Can we work on making flights shorter and not longer please?

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

The first ever 24 hour flight on a commercial jet was just completed.

A journey of over 13,500 miles.

[Teet @tiiiiight]

Travel baseball dads hit me up

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

Travel sports are single-handedly destroying the financial futures of middle-class families.

[Teet @tiiiiight]

So uh if you knew a hypermasculine toxic performative male in high school who’s now in their mid 30s+ and single with no kids I have a fun fact for you.

[Teet @tiiiiight]

Nolan’s films are cursed. When I originally saw the dark knight in theater, the film opened with what seemed to be an intentional projection misalignment effect only for it to be a real project booth error and we all just thought “wow this is a bold choice”

[Teet @tiiiiight]

I’ve somehow been tricked into watching Young Sheldon as short clips on this platform…seems like a good show!

[Teet @tiiiiight]

If I see another white fox MVP I’m going to take a sledge hammer to my tv

[Teet @tiiiiight]

Someone needs to blast launch darkly into the fucking sun

[Teet @tiiiiight]

Ayo said: “oh I’m gonna stir the pot while I’m at the NYTCooking kitchen filming a YouTube”

[Teet @tiiiiight]

The chokehold Blumhouse Productions has on Netflix has to be studied

[Teet @tiiiiight]

Your BFs, fiancés, husbands are talking to some slut named Kimi at work all day and when they blow through their monthly limit of Kimi talk time in less than a week they have to beg their company “please can I talk to Kimi more?” meanwhile they aren’t reading your txt messages

[Teet @tiiiiight]

Are we sure it’s Jimothy and not Jimothena? Or perhaps even Jimothey?

[Teet @tiiiiight]

Every blonde woman I’ve ever heard of is being considered for the role of Emma frost

[Teet @tiiiiight]

This would be a crazy twist….

[𖢥 @parkerslawyer]

WELL 😭😭😭😭😭

[Teet @tiiiiight]

I’m scared that this fascination with Jimothy with bring about a really toxic desire for pets that have this short spine syndrome

[Teet @tiiiiight]

What if we kiss in the elevator going down to the severed floor at Lumon?

[Teet @tiiiiight]

It feels like I’m actually damaging my teammates when I try to heal them with jubilee cause their health bars go down not up lol

[Teet @tiiiiight]

Love these guys who claim all they have left is their taste while they consume nothing but Huel or Soylent for all their meals.

[Teet @tiiiiight]

I would be so honored because that is my life

[Drezzo | THE MALCULATOR @mst3ktwt]

this is frying me imagine getting your first big break in hollywood and all wikipedia has to say is that you’re gay and have diarrhea